Morning Mess: The News To Wake Up To

Waking up to Matthew Perry—better known as Chandler Bing from Friends—isn’t a terrible thing. Sure, he lacks the pizzaz of the legendary Barney Stintson (NPH), but for years, he has brought us much, much joy. It’s a shame that his career, much like those of his costars, has gone almost nowhere. Ah well…

Boosh Magazine: Beer 101 – A PSA Featuring Chandler Bing (Ms. Chanandler Bong)

On 205th: The Epic Drag Race Double Fail [Video]

Salty Milk: Wake Up to Laetitia Casta

Double Viking: The Most Annoying Wake Up Call [Video]
Gorilla Mask: Killing Productivity, One Link at a Time
Busted Coverage: Colt McCoy’s Girlfriend Rachel Glandorf
Asylum: iTunes Ditches DRM (Finally!)
Uncoached: 15 of the Worst Album Covers In History

Next Round: “I Love You, Man” Probably Won’t Suck

Cuzoogle: Monsters Vs. Aliens 3D Super Bowl XLIII Halftime Promo

Afternoon Links: All the News We Missed

Day 2 of the USC Song Girls ban continues. Today, we give some much needed love to the UCLA cheerleaders. Now, now, they’ve been as overexposed as the Song Girls but not nearly enough—in my opinion. Plus, I imagine most of you won’t complain very much, if at all. Enjoy!

Banned In Hollywood: Vote Now For The Top Women of 2009

Holy Taco: Six Embarrassing Corporate Songs

Manofest: Robocop Loves Fried Chicken [Video]

Blog of Hilarity: Call of Duty: Women at War

Hollywood Tuna: Kristin Cavallari: The 80s Party Girl Costume

Don Chavez: Jenny McCarthy Is Dating Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)

Other Crap: “They Can Only Afford One Rumpologist…”

Coed Magazine: AIG’s Top 5 Retreat Sites For 2009

College Candy: Which Girl Scout Cookie Is Your Favorite?

DJ Mick: At the Movies – Slumdog Millionaire

Angry T: Met Hef’s New Girl – Crystal Harris

The Big Lead: AOL Sports Attempts to Become Player In The Online Battle For Viewers

Model Liskula Cohen Sues Google Over "Skanks in NYC" Blogger Writing That She's Skanky

Liskula Cohen is so mad that a Skanks in NYC blogger said mean things about her that she's suing Google.

Whitney Casey Publishes "The Man Plan" for Clueless Women

Whitney Casey offers her "expertise" on catching men.

Utah Has Perfect Season, BCS Just Doesn't Care

No one even watched their games.

What if Celebrities Went to College: Scarlett Johansson at USC

Some celebrities never got to experience life on campus, due to limited means or an early career start. Here I theorize on what their college experience could have looked like had they actually enrolled.

The 10 Biggest College Libraries

Bigger isn't always better, but sometimes it is: The Biggest College Libraries after the jump.

What Your Major Says About You: Virgin or Not

You can tell a lot about a person from their field of study, including if they've been around.

Crystal Harris is Hugh Hefner's New Girlfriend AND a San Diego State University Student [PICS]

Forget Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Harris is the girlfriend to watch.

A Gallery of Frat Guys I Would Not Want as Brothers

Look, I'm all for joining a frat, don't get me wrong, but if it involved hanging out with any of these guys I'd be hitting the road. I mean, there's a certain level of douchebaggery associated with being a frat guy, but some of these specimens are just something else entirely. In addition to doucehy we've got creepy, sketchy, shady and a whole lot of bro love. So much bro love.

Abstinence Prevails With Harvard's True Love Movement

Abstinence has long been considered a myth by the cynical and sexually corrupt. However, it may in fact exist...

College Sports Have Gone To The Dogs

No one can resist dogs in people clothes.

Campus Cutie: Laura from Mizzou

Today's cutie is a Guitar Hero playing sorority girl from the midwest. Adorable!

12 Hot College-Aged Nintendo Cosplayers

Even in college, cosplayers simply cannot get enough of playing dress-up.

College Wrestler Dustin Carter Gets a New Set of Legs for Christmas

Dustin Carter is starting the new year off right with a pair of legs.