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AHor (University of Michigan)

AHor

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Bio

I enjoy low expectations which can be thankfully attributed to Paul (JQ). For other comparisons see: Aaron Rodgers, Scottie Pippen, Pre-Super Bowl Eli Manning, Conan O'Brien and Rufio.

University of MichiganSports

Michigan Awaits Decision from Campbell at All-American Bowl

Posted by AHor 01/03/2009 10:21 AM

Where will Williams go?

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Latest comment by Anonymous: we got him

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Hanukkah Gifts: The Eight Hottest Jewish Women

AHor says,

I agree with the first commenter, Natalie Portman is a Jew's Jew, especially when it comes to Hotness. A few other mentions, bigger names, though some past their primes: Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Ashley Tisdale, Gweneth Paltrow, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kate Hudson, Yasmine Bleeth. I could go on, so many Jews to choose from, especially on Christmas Eve... Posted 12/25/2008 12:21 AM

University of MichiganSports

Michigan Sports Update: Beaver Leaves, Kampfer Returns, Basketball Cracks Top 25

Posted by AHor 12/24/2008 1:07 PM

In case you were wondering, yes, the news does go on vacation. However, I am back in this lovely Michigan weather and ready to talk about the Wolverines. A lot went down over the past week for the Michigan Athletic department, so let’s examine by sport

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Latest comment by Anonymous: AHOR, please stop ruining this site by only posting sports stories. You are a terrible writer, bring JQ back and lets talk about interesting campus stuff

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University of MichiganPartying

Frat War between Pike and Phi Psi?

Posted by AHor 12/15/2008 1:55 PM

As much as the sorority girls love to trash each other on our comment boards, it doesn’t hurt to have a friendly reminder that the frats hate each other as well. At about four o’clock Sunday morning/late Saturday night, someone broke into the Pike VIP room (that’s cute, but I thought all Pikes we

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Yea, you'd think they would have graduated to feces by now.

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University of MichiganSex

Michigan Professor Faces Assault Charges from Prostituting Law Student

Posted by AHor 12/12/2008 6:14 PM

Ripping off clients and cashing the retirement funds of your dead parents is no longer the low bar when it comes to Michigan faculty.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i'm in eliav's religion 201 class, and although this surprised me, i really don't think eliav's done anything wrong - assault wise. obviously the matter of prostitution ... MORE »

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University of MichiganNews

MSA Shows "Support" for Studio 4 Boycott

Posted by AHor 12/11/2008 12:29 PM

Nothing to see here...

It took about a month, but the Michigan Student Assembly finally passed a resolution in support of the UAAO (United Asian American Organization) boycott of Studio 4. However, MSA is still “investigating” the incident and the resolution only provided a withholding of fu

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I'm just glad I'm not going to get invited to a bunch of shitty charity events that I don't care about at a piece of shit bar that now.

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University of MichiganSports

Poll: Sam McGuffie: Will He Stay or Will He Go?

Posted by AHor 12/09/2008 8:50 PM

Michigan's season was a trainwreck, so will the star running back split?

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Stays

27%

Goes

73%

Total votes: 334

Latest comment by Anonymous: @ Bandit Quest:U suck u A$$

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University of Michigan

Pic of the Day: Crisler Arena Storms the Court After Michigan Upsets Duke

Posted by AHor 12/08/2008 12:16 PM

The Michigan Wolverines are now ranked 15th in the RPI (computerized ranking, sort of like the BCS in football). When the polls come out, expect Michigan to crack the top 25 for the first time in, well, I actually have no idea when the last time was, probably not since before the NCAA sanctions. I'll let someone not worrying about finals figure it out.

Latest comment by Anonymous: the idea is you need consecutive, quality wins...usually

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University of MichiganSports

Michigan Basketball is Officially Back! Wolverines Beat #4 Duke at Crisler!

Posted by AHor 12/06/2008 6:10 PM

For those of you wondering if UCLA was just having a bad night a few weeks ago in New York, put your doubts to rest, Michigan Basketball is for real. The Wolverines beat the #4 Duke Blue Devils this afternoon 81-73, just 16 days after losing to them in the Coaches vs.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: "As I’ve said in the past, the success of the Michigan basketball program will be highly indicative of what the next football season will bring."

I get pissed off every time... MORE »

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