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I am a Junior in the Woodrow Wilson School. When not living in Firestone or the toolshed known as the Robertson building, I enjoy Facebook stalking and eating over-priced ice cream.

PrincetonNews

Having dampened thefts, Public Safety tackles unde-rage drinking

Posted by Non Sequitur 10/04/2007 11:44 AM

Campus police's worst nightmare.

Princeton New Jersey lives up to its reputation as a hotbed of crime with a total of 37 burglaries and 12 sex offenses in 2006. But Princeton's Public Safety is quick to admit that they had nothing to do with the reduction of burglaries fr... MORE »

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PrincetonWacky Faculty

Robert George says it's OK not to be Catholic

Posted by Non Sequitur 10/02/2007 10:00 PM

Professor Robert George contemplates life

In his humble speech "What Matters to Professor Robbie George," Princeton's token conservative Robert George espoused his moral values. Highlights include:

"While faith is not the only path toward human good, it certainly makes finding the path e... MORE »

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PrincetonNews

Princetonians Off to Steal Ninth Graders' Thunder

Posted by Non Sequitur 10/02/2007 08:31 AM

The beginnings of greatness.

Because Princeton students like nothing better than to prove their amazingness to the rest of the world, the Class of 2008 has decided to break a Guiness Book of World Records record. This is class president Tom Haine's ambitious, overachieving brain child.... MORE »

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PrincetonNews

Princeton in the Nation's--and the Court's--Service

Posted by Non Sequitur 10/01/2007 07:12 AM

Colonial Club struck down for its insane hedonism.

Not even Princetonians can escape the law. After months of litigation following a girl's hospitalization from alcohol-induced injuries (ie. stupidity), the courts finally ordered mandatory community service for all members of Colo

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PrincetonCampus Characters

Beauty and the Geek Confirms Grad Student's Nerdiness

Posted by Non Sequitur 09/25/2007 4:40 PM

Besides being famous for their inherent creepiness, Princeton grad students are also among the nerdiest twenty-somethings on the East Coast. Case in point: 26-year-old former PhD candidate Joshua Green's appearance on the CW's Beauty and the Geek. Since it's an Ashton Ku... MORE »

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Professors Only Paid Six Figure Salaries--And a House, Paid Leave, Health Care...

Posted by Non Sequitur 09/24/2007 3:54 PM

Worth $1.8 million outside the Princeton bubble.

In the true spirit of a student body that values money, The Daily Princetonian bemoans the relatively low salaries of university faculty and administrators. For example, President Shirley Tilghman only m

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PrincetonCampus Characters

Video: CFA on NBC

Posted by Non Sequitur 09/24/2007 12:25 PM

Casey Ford Alexander, aka CFA, hones his interview skills on his local news. It's no wonder he failed to impress during Ivy Club interviews.

Some interview highlights/things better left unsaid include:

Opening with "I go to Princeton now."
"I had an audition. I turned down six before."
"I kind o

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PrincetonEvents

Video: Live! Gawking at Freshmen

Posted by Non Sequitur 09/19/2007 07:46 AM

Prerade 2007: when the freshmen walk through the gates of Nassau Hall for inspection. But first, African drummers and deans in funny outfits.

Latest comment by Anonymous: EDIT: everyone other than the african drummers of course...

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PrincetonNews

College Papers Quiet on Taser Incident

Posted by Non Sequitur 09/19/2007 07:44 AM

No news of Meyer here.

What's most shocking about the University of Florida-Andrew Meyer tasing incident is that so few colleges have reported on it. It's one of the most striking incidences of forced limitation of free speech in recent memory and none of the best known coll... MORE »

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PrincetonCampus Characters

Video: Student Government Hotties do Commercials

Posted by Non Sequitur 09/18/2007 08:48 AM

Princeton's best looking student politicians, VP Josh Weinstein '09 and Secretary Arthur Levy '10 use their comedic skills to promote DVD rentals. Note the especially clever use of the same joke ad nauseum.

Latest comment by Anonymous: jesus christ kids next time hire a copywriter from a cwr class or something - that was shittastic and you are making creative princetonians look bad/smell bad/not get jobs. Let's not proliferate douche, ptown has enough as it is.

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