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Every time I try to pull a rabbit out of my hat, it ends up coming out as a snarling lion. And, every single time, I think "Oops...picked up the wrong hat again."
UCSBBitchin 'N Moanin

Can We Be Pretentious Now?

Posted by moosebreath 10/10/2007 5:32 PM
Can We Be Pretentious Now?
The University of California is one of the best public university systems in the world. But, it won't be for long.

According to Sunday's LA Times, the government funding that characterized the boom of the UC's as a top public system after World War II has gone the way of the inbred Dodo bir... MORE »
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UCSBWacky Faculty

UCSB Professor Turns 100; Mr. Burns Not Impressed

Posted by moosebreath 10/07/2007 7:33 PM
UCSB Professor Turns 100; Mr. Burns Not Impressed
Luis Leal of the Chicano/Chicana Studies department here at UCSB recently turned 100 years old. In addition,  he has taught in the UC system for over fifty years and is a veteran of World War II

In an odd coincidence, this very respectable man bears a resemblance to fo... MORE »
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UCSBNews

Bicycle Etiquette a la Mad Max

Posted by moosebreath 10/02/2007 5:02 PM
Bicycle Etiquette a la Mad Max

Just as Dor No Cotevelo predicted, the bike path has been a spot of extreme frustration and hilarity during the first few sunny days of Fall Quarter. Upper classmen have had some choice words of advice for freshmen as they, literally, find their way at our great school. Here are some ge

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UCSBCampus Characters

Video: Unicycles Kick Ass. Period.

Posted by moosebreath 09/26/2007 6:41 PM
Clearly, this post is pretty self-explanatory. But, you really need to watch the video to understand.

It might be no surprise that this incredibly creative, one-wheeled subculture has remained a bit in the shadows at a school so predominated by the bicycle and its haughty assurance of supre... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: This is awesome!!

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UCSBWacky Faculty

Master Chief to Receive Honorary Degree in Intergalactic Policy

Posted by moosebreath 09/25/2007 2:38 PM
Master Chief to Receive Honorary Degree in Intergalactic Policy
One month from today, Chancellor Yang will present Master Chief, leader of the United Nations Space Command’s elite SPARTAN Unit, with the title of Professor Emeritus in Intergalactic Policy and Extraterrestrial Relations. Chief, whose age is unknown, wi... MORE »
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UCSBNews

Fact: Your Bike Will Be Violated...Much Like Your Daughters

Posted by moosebreath 09/24/2007 4:25 PM
Fact: Your Bike Will Be Violated...Much Like Your Daughters
Things to Avoid: Buying an Expensive Bike; Paul Reubens, in general
Potable Quotables from UCSB's weekend move-in:

  • Friend watching freshmen buy bikes: "Oh, you just bought a $300 bike for Isla Vista, where hundreds get stolen every year? You must be a Co
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UCSBText Worthy

Video: Douchey Bro Knows... Laundry Machine Sex

Posted by moosebreath 09/21/2007 12:54 AM
If there is one thing UCSB has, it is a healthy number of Douchey Bros looking to nail girls in uncomfortable places. No, not the back of a VW Bug.

But don't underestimate the wealth of douchey knowledge here at UCSB! This Douchey Bro (actually played by a very respectable, egali... MORE »
Latest comment by Oy to the World: thanks for the shout-out, tall friend! :)

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UCSBBitchin 'N Moanin

Video: Manipulating New Roommates, the 30 Part Series: Part One, Tall Friend!

Posted by moosebreath 09/21/2007 12:30 AM
Let's face it, when you're short, it can feel like everyone is looking down on you. That's why you need to find a tall friend to help you:

1. Hang Things in Your Room
2. Grab the Cookies on top of the refrigerator
3. Help your friends find the spot ... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: I like third-rate porn--especially with silhouette lighting! Hmmmm...giant tall blond guy and tiny short brown-haired girl...meeting to nail things to the wall...oh, oh my...

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UCSBRandom

Video: Everyone in Your Party Has Died...of Fun!!!

Posted by moosebreath 09/21/2007 12:21 AM
Imagine: you are back in an elementary school computer lab in the third grade. That kid next to you smells terrible, but at least you still have one Lunchables left in your James Bond Jr. Lunchbox.

What do you do until lunch?? You play some good ol' Oregon Trail, baby! Shooting ... MORE »
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UCSBBitchin 'N Moanin

Video: UF Cop Talks Back: A Calm Rebuttal

Posted by moosebreath 09/20/2007 11:40 PM
Finally, a University of Florida police officer gets a chance to tell his side of the story.

He is definitely legit. Don't be fooled by the Honda Prelude he gets out of... That is just his, uh, rental car. Yeah, the one that is going to take him down to the convention.

Oh, hell, just watch the clip.
Latest comment by Anonymous: Too funny!

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