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You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but really you're just cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup.
Nerdlings Rejoice, SDCC is Upon Us

It’s July, and if you’ve nevered touched a live woman’s breast then you know exactly what that means: San Diego Comi-Con. SDCC is only the greatest annual migration from mom’s basement to a location that isn’t a comic book store, 7-11, or World of Warcraft. If you’re lucky enough (read: gi

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What’s your pleasure, sailor?

I’ve been absent from OTR for a while; my computer crashed. Thus I have been internetless for over a month and we all know the internet serves only one purpose. It’s been a very lonely month (damn you, internet, for ruining my perverse imagination). Just be honest and vote.

 

Note: just because

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Does Size Matter? The Great Debate

laptoplex says,
Oh man, I'm all the way on the right.
Posted 06/30/2008 07:32 AM
LaptopLex's Travel Journal: Tokyo Airport

My tour of the Dirty East is supposed to formally in Sapporo. Unfortunately, no one wants to go there and I must fly through Tokyo in order to reach the promised land of Asian beer (in all fairness, it still all tastes like piss). Still, Narita was not a complete

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OTR Tip/Rambling Idiot of the Day:

laptoplex says,
OMG, they are on to us. Burn all the documents and secret plans!
Posted 06/06/2008 1:04 PM

Orange Skies Over the Village of Wesleiana

laptoplex says,
Dude it's the Happening. Hurry, someone get Mark Wahlberg to save you with his terrible acting.
Posted 06/05/2008 10:26 PM

Awesome Me Helped Save The Day

Awesome Me Helped Save The Day
Are any of the readers ladies? I hope so, because today I officially changed my middle name to “Danger”. In case you hadn’t heard, I had a brush with death that almost took my life and the lives of hundreds of thousands of other students. Over in Veihmeyer there was a chemical/odor scare, and ... MORE »

5-Word Game Preview: Metal Gear Solid 4

laptoplex says,
Sorry to rain on your parade, Hector, but I believe FTW is one word.
Posted 06/04/2008 9:05 PM
Longboarding: It Makes You Cool
It’s generally agreed upon that dressing like a surfer is cool. Hollister (the shittier, poor-man’s Abercrombie) owes much of its success to the fact that everyone in California thinks they live on a beach. While you’re there, make sure to pick up torn/worn jeans, several different colors of p... MORE »
First off, let me just say that I had no idea that such a thing as “AGTV” existed, then again, I thought sharing hypodermic needles meant sharing antibodies, so… Anyways, besides the self deprecating remarks of the chick with glasses and the enthusiasm of the awkward Asian ... MORE »

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