It’s July, and if you’ve nevered touched a live woman’s breast then you know exactly what that means: San Diego Comi-Con. SDCC is only the greatest annual migration from mom’s basement to a location that isn’t a comic book store, 7-11, or World of Warcraft. If you’re lucky enough (read: gi

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I’ve been absent from OTR for a while; my computer crashed. Thus I have been internetless for over a month and we all know the internet serves only one purpose. It’s been a very lonely month (damn you, internet, for ruining my perverse imagination). Just be honest and vote.

 

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My tour of the Dirty East is supposed to formally in Sapporo. Unfortunately, no one wants to go there and I must fly through Tokyo in order to reach the promised land of Asian beer (in all fairness, it still all tastes like piss). Still, Narita was not a complete

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Are any of the readers ladies? I hope so, because today I officially changed my middle name to “Danger”. In case you hadn’t heard, I had a brush with death that almost took my life and the lives of hundreds of thousands of other students. Over in Veihmeyer there was a chemical/odor scare, and ... MORE »

It’s generally agreed upon that dressing like a surfer is cool. Hollister (the shittier, poor-man’s Abercrombie) owes much of its success to the fact that everyone in California thinks they live on a beach. While you’re there, make sure to pick up torn/worn jeans, several different colors of p... MORE »

First off, let me just say that I had no idea that such a thing as “AGTV” existed, then again, I thought sharing hypodermic needles meant sharing antibodies, so… Anyways, besides the self deprecating remarks of the chick with glasses and the enthusiasm of the awkward Asian ... MORE »