Captain Walker
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I taught my son everything he knows about pinball. I also either killed my wife's lover, or he killed me. It depends on your source. I'm a junior, majoring in Television.BU - Boston UniversityEvents
The Biggest Lie Ever Perpetrated: Boston is "America's Walking City"

Tired of being heckled by the signs in Boston bus stops proclaiming that this is "America's Walking City"? Well, you may be in luck. Apparently, that was just lies, lies, lies. According to the hard-hitting journalism in the Boston Globe, "there has never been any empiri... MORE »
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Football and Math: Two areas where BU clearly excels

Now that Silber's facist guest policy has been revoked to great success, it's time to fix another one of his blunders: cutting the BU Football program.
According to the FreeP, it would cost about $50 million to create a Division I A football program today. It would then cost at least ... MORE »
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Sixth Time's A Charm

The fifth sexual assault reported at BU this year has just come in. This time, "two white men approached her and offered her drugs. She then voluntarily left with them in a black SUV, but did not know where she was [being] driven." Just one question, Miss:
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
As nice as it is to think that goo... MORE »
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As nice as it is to think that goo... MORE »
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Really, FreeP? Objectifying women?

Astounding, isn't it, that even with sexual assault once again on the front page of the Daily Free Press, that they would have the - what would you call it, balls? stupidity? - to run a photo like this one, of a scantily clad female pirate (Or is she Napoleon? Who knows, who cares.) and then call the photo... MORE »
Latest comment by The Torch: This is the best, ahah!
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Sometimes Cheaters Prosper

So is telling someone else's jokes during a stand-up comedy competition.
It makes you (or your act) stronger through means other than your own. See the similarity? Posted 10/21/2007 08:12 AM
It makes you (or your act) stronger through means other than your own. See the similarity? Posted 10/21/2007 08:12 AM
Sometimes Cheaters Prosper

Yeah, Dorothy. That's like saying Marion Jones "cheated" just because she was doping during the Olympics. It takes a lot of skill to win an Olympic medal. I bet you haven't done it, so give her a break. Posted 10/17/2007 5:49 PM
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BU Seeks to Become Next Duke University?

Today, a BU student will appear in court, facing charges of sexually abusing a 13-year-old girl he met on Facebook.
Back on September 30th, a girl was sexually abused in a Warren Towers bathroom.
Shortly before that, a student reported five or six white men sexually assaul... MORE »
Back on September 30th, a girl was sexually abused in a Warren Towers bathroom.
Shortly before that, a student reported five or six white men sexually assaul... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: don't compare duke to your dismal school.
we're better than that.
if you were educated, you would know that
lacrosse scandal was dropped
the stripper lied.
so no comparison.
we're better than that.
if you were educated, you would know that
lacrosse scandal was dropped
the stripper lied.
so no comparison.
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You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Overheard in the GSU.
"I thought my roommate was a slut. Turns out, she just had epilepsy."
Right, kind of like the time I thought we should prosecute the mothers who lost their children in Hurricane Katrina, and then it turned out I was just reading the Daily Free Press.
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Right, kind of like the time I thought we should prosecute the mothers who lost their children in Hurricane Katrina, and then it turned out I was just reading the Daily Free Press.
There Was Something Fishy About His Assholeishness... Oh wait, no there wasn't.

The joke was simply that someone that would say "I can still do anyone over 18" would be someone from BC. The connection to the rapist is merely tangential.
Also, it's not in any way a hatred. It's much more a recognition of ****ishness towards the guys on the T who constantly mutter "Sucks to B U" to no one in particular because they think they're clever. Posted 10/01/2007 4:03 PM
Also, it's not in any way a hatred. It's much more a recognition of ****ishness towards the guys on the T who constantly mutter "Sucks to B U" to no one in particular because they think they're clever. Posted 10/01/2007 4:03 PM
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There Was Something Fishy About His ****ishness... Oh wait, no there wasn't.

Overheard in front of the GSU:
"I don't care what they say; I can still do anyone over 18."
In other news, BUPD are still on the lookout for the Warren Towers rapist.
"I don't care what they say; I can still do anyone over 18."
In other news, BUPD are still on the lookout for the Warren Towers rapist.
Latest comment by Captain Walker: The joke was simply that someone that would say "I can still do anyone over 18" would be someone from BC. The connection to the rapist is merely tangential.
Also, it's ... MORE »
Also, it's ... MORE »
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