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CornellText Worthy

Video: Cornell Columnist Defends the Brazilian GPS-Enabled Lingerie

Ah, GPS lingerie -- feminists hate it, but everyone else loves it.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: why cant people use a tom tom or whatever else, why is it necessary to have GPS in your lingerie?

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CornellNews

Study Finds Students Unaffected by Their Professor's Beliefs, Cornellians Respond

Study Finds Students Unaffected by Their Professor's Beliefs, Cornellians Respond

Conservative parents can rest easy now, because a study published in PS: Political Science and Politics has found that students—whether liberal or conservative—are not easily swayed by the political ideologies of their professors.

 

Roughly 7,000 students a

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Cornell Bartenders Have Seen It All: Tales of Public Sex and Drunken Debauchery

Cornell Bartenders Have Seen It All: Tales of Public Sex and Drunken Debauchery

After being a bartender at a college bar for a month, you'll have enough stories for a lifetime.

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CornellBitchin 'N Moanin

Cornell Alumnus Says Obama Win "Trashed" the American Dream

Cornell Alumnus Says Obama Win "Trashed" the American Dream

If you can't beat them, cry, kick, scream and devaluate your opposition's victory.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: >retarded cornell student rears ugly head

Nuts. For true post-election vitriol, check out Yale: www.yaledailynews.com/articles/view/26315

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CornellSex

Cornell Sexpert Explains Why Armpit Sex Is the New Hotness

Cornell Sexpert Explains Why Armpit Sex Is the New Hotness

Ah, axillism – the tried-and-true art of achieving an orgasm by masturbating with your partner’s armpit.

 

Wait, what?!

 

That’s right; people will do anything to “get off,” including Cornell’s sex guru Liana Mancini whose foray into armpit love came to a screeching halt this p

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Latest comment by Anonymous: The sensation would be exciting for both.
http://www.bollyarm.in
female armpit forum

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CornellFunny

Video: The Reason Obama Won: Cornell's "Snap Yo' Ballot" Rap Video

Over the past year, YouTube has been inundated with hundreds of videos encouraging Americans to vote.

 

Celebrities, politicians and college students each had their say in the campaign process, but only one of their videos made a real difference and rallied millions of disenfranchi

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Cornell Researchers Confirm Instant Messages Can Convey Emotion

Cornell Researchers Confirm Instant Messages Can Convey Emotion

Smiley faces are almost as good as the real thing. Who knew?

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I'm extra EMO on MySpace messenger.

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CornellSex

The Best Thing About The Cornell Daily Sun: Student Sex Diaries

The Best Thing About The Cornell Daily Sun: Student Sex Diaries

Every week, the Cornell Daily Sun prints an anonymous dairy that chronicles the daily life of one Cornell student.

 

While you may scoff at the notion of Ivy Leaguers leading newsworthy lives, this week’s diary, penned by a 21-year-old male, is genuinely entertaining – whic

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Latest comment by TheLaneTrain: This is sad.

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Dartmouth, CornellFunny

Video: Cornell Gets Airtime on The Office, Dwight Confirms Dartmouth is Better

Thanks to NBC's The Office, we now know which Ivy League school is better: Dartmouth or Cornell.

 

Sorry, Big Red.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Dartmouth is a great school...really, my dad paid a lot of money to get me in there.

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Cornell

Pic of the Day: At the Supermarket Near Cornell...

At the Supermarket Near Cornell...
You find the weirdest things. Case and point: Buttpaste.
Latest comment by Anonymous: hahaha butt paste? what does that even mean?

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