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Cranky Kitten (Stanford)

Cranky Kitten

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Hey you kids get off of my lawn.

StanfordEvents

Take Your Pants Off

Posted by Cranky Kitten 10/09/2007 6:57 PM

...then buy brand new ones at Delta Sigma Theta's denim sale this Thursday. Geez, what were you thinking, Perv Griffen? The sale is going on from 4-9pm on October 11th at the Elliot Program Center, and the organizers claim that designer brands are going for up to 70% off.

See, who ever said that sororities are a bu... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: And guess what? ... you guys (well, me too, now that I think about it...) are anonymously commenting on his "shitty" articles. Is that better?

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StanfordSports

Stanford Whips University of Spoiled Children

Posted by Cranky Kitten 10/08/2007 6:36 PM

USC football got completely ****ed up by Stanford on Saturday -- but hey, at least they used a Trojan. The 24-23 last-quarter upset was a headline-making victory this weekend and if you were anywhere in SF, it was the victory that launched a thousand hips. Among all the celebratory orgies, ... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: dammit, it's caturday. post more cats. or blog posts.

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StanfordRandom

CS Majors Can Buy and Sell You

Posted by Cranky Kitten 10/08/2007 6:25 PM

Who says CS majors are too serious? They take classes in the things most of us just use to waste time. Case in point: one of the most popular classes this quarter is a CS course dedicated to designing facebook applications. Seriously, how many $640,000 educations does it take to figure out yet another zom... MORE »

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StanfordNews

For Fast Finishers in the Cyber Sex Arena

Posted by Cranky Kitten 10/04/2007 10:25 AM

Do you ever spend days or weeks chatting up someone from match.com, only to meet them in real life and discover they are total dogs? Yeah, me neither, because no college student is desperate enough for online dating.

In spite of this, Stanford-based start up SpeedDate is going public. The sit... MORE »

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StanfordText Worthy

Here's To You, Professor Robinson

Posted by Cranky Kitten 09/27/2007 12:48 AM

Which sexy older female professor burns through at least one undergraduate lover a year? Her behavior is widely discussed in the department, and these affairs are an open secret. She frequently throws wild undergraduate parties at her home, during which she plies her future prey with alcohol and evocative discussion of academic theories.

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StanfordEvents

Guess Which Parts They'll Make 3D

Posted by Cranky Kitten 09/27/2007 12:34 AM

Still lacking those all-important first-weekend-back plans? This Friday and Saturday night, don't waste your time at SAE -- The Aquarius Theater on University has you covered. On both days they're doing midnight showings of "Hard Candy," a 3D '70s porno that has been called The Citizen Kane of ... well,... MORE »

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StanfordNews

While You're In School, Wrap Your Tool

Posted by Cranky Kitten 09/25/2007 08:27 AM

Not only are Stanford students not etting a lot of sex, apparently the little we're getting we're doing completely wrong. Stanford fell 37 places in the National Sexual Health Report Card -- down from the number 2 spot last year. And while it makes sense that University of Minnesota is kicking our a... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: err, blame the band *for* the decline of Stanford's sexual health. or whatever. feck grammar.

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StanfordBitchin 'N Moanin

Meet The Enemy: Stanford Housing

Posted by Cranky Kitten 09/24/2007 12:02 AM

Your children's children are still going to be paying off this room repair to Stanford Housing.

Sure, everyone at Stanford seems nice: the RAs, your professors, non-sketchy grad students -- and make no mistake, for the most part they genuinely are. There is only one force of true evil on this campus (at... MORE »

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StanfordBitchin 'N Moanin

Video: Welcome To Four Years of Mild OCD

Posted by Cranky Kitten 09/17/2007 5:07 PM

Some numbers they didn't tell you:

45 students will spend their first night on the Farm sexiled in the lounge
318 students will use "I hate 'Two Truths and a Lie'" as one of their truths in the...
9 games of "Two Truths and a Lie" you play during NSO.
142 roommates will start harboring the seed of sec... MORE »

Latest comment by Anonymous: awesome call using requiem for a dream as background music

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StanfordWacky Faculty

Something Rummy in the State of California

Posted by Cranky Kitten 09/15/2007 4:46 PM

Like peanut butter and jelly or, more appropriately, like war and pestilence, it looks like Donald Rumsfeld and Condi Rice cannot be separated. Rummy just announced he will be a visiting fellow at the Hoover Institution. Looks like Hoover Tower isn't the only Hoover-related thing on campus that looks like a total dick.

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