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A very adorable birthday song from one Alpha Phi sister to another. That was never meant to find its way onto the internet.

And We're All Lucky Just To Be Here

This weekend the Ross Business School held a preview of its new $100 million structure, but don't let the flat-screen TVs, three-story glass atrium, and fitness center fool you, pretentious B-School kids are still less than impressed.

"Honestly, I think the burn

Move over Jenna Jameson, there is a new Queen of Porn.

In possibly the greatest development of the 2008 Presidential Campaign, there is a Sarah Palin porno in the making. There really is no substitute for the real thing, unless of course it’s Tina Fey, but as long as she can handle a gun like the

Because you're not really fratty unless you chase your Keystone with Insomnia Cookies.

I hope you like a little more cushin' for the pushin' or perhaps some junk in the trunk because there is no busting this myth. A little weight gain is an essential part of the freshman experience, rig

George Carlin, one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time, died of heart failure yesterday at the age of 71. Be sure to take some time out today to pray to Joe Pesci, in honor of the legendary comic.

Those Belgians are f*ckin evil.

There are certain things in life that never change, Michigan State blows, California has the best weed, SAE pledges do elephant walks, Johnny Quest is a GDI, and Budweiser is American. However, those conniving Belgians and their sweet waffles