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Sarah Palin Lets See Your O-Face

Sarah Palin Lets See Your O-Face

Move over Jenna Jameson, there is a new Queen of Porn.

 

In possibly the greatest development of the 2008 Presidential Campaign, there is a Sarah Palin porno in the making. There really is no substitute for the real thing, unless of course it’s Tina Fey, but as long as she can handle a gun like the

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Latest comment by Anonymous: love you dCal.

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Myth Busters College Edition: The Freshman 15

Myth Busters College Edition: The Freshman 15

Because you're not really fratty unless you chase your Keystone with Insomnia Cookies.

 

I hope you like a little more cushin' for the pushin' or perhaps some junk in the trunk because there is no busting this myth. A little weight gain is an essential part of the freshman experience, rig

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Lay off the AGDs, bros. Some of them are hot.

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Here's To You George Carlin

really man? thats just not cool. the guy shares something serious and meaningful and you have to turn it into something f*cked up because of a typo.

all i have to say is tasteless
Posted 06/23/2008 10:54 PM
University of MichiganCampus Characters

Here's To You George Carlin

George Carlin, one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time, died of heart failure yesterday at the age of 71. Be sure to take some time out today to pray to Joe Pesci, in honor of the legendary comic.

Latest comment by dCal: really man? thats just not cool. the guy shares something serious and meaningful and you have to turn it into something f*cked up because of a typo.

all i have to say is tasteless

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Belgian Company, InBev, Bids $46 Billion For Anheuser-Busch

Belgian Company, InBev, Bids $46 Billion For Anheuser-Busch

Those Belgians are f*ckin evil.

 

There are certain things in life that never change, Michigan State blows, California has the best weed, SAE pledges do elephant walks, Johnny Quest is a GDI, and Budweiser is American. However, those conniving Belgians and their sweet waffles

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Super High Me

The Documentary Of A Lifetime Or Just An Excuse To Listen To "I Am The Walrus" For 30 Days.

 

 High Times' 2006 Stoner of the Year, Doug Benson, has done the unthinkable, he has smoked pot for 30 days straight and filmed it. Most stoners are happy with just being able to microwave a hot pocket and throw Superbad into t

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Latest comment by Anonymous: laci candlearia has the finest southern California tits ever

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The Hideaway vs. The Blue Apple

The Hideaway vs. The Blue Apple
The battle for your entree plus.

You know when you were a freshman, you couldn't deny the charm of Markley's own hole-in-the-wall food joint, or maybe it was just the $5.50 you got for your extra meal credits at the end of the week. Either way, would the Markley exp
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Latest comment by Anonymous: I know who u are dCal
hideaway article? hahaha

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Sexcapade Story #1

when i post my diary you will be the first to know, but this is a blog and i will write whatever I damn well please Posted 05/17/2008 5:26 PM
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Sexcapade Story #1

Sexcapade Story #1
This is how UC Santa Barbara does sexcapades.

Yesterday, I posted my little definition of a sexcapade just so we are all on the same page. Now, I want to share with you some of the best sexcapade stories I have ever heard. This first story is from my buddy who goes to UCSB and it is probably the worst thing that could p
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Latest comment by Anonymous: If my friend told me this story the same way he writes it, I would ask him if he then found 5 dollars...because that might make the story better.

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University of MichiganSex

The Sexcapade

The Sexcapade
The morning after . . .
Her thoughts, "Where the f*ck am I?" His thoughts, "If I can only remember
her name, maybe I will get morning-after sex."

The sexcapade, a classic right-of-passage during freshman year, that is almost as important as getting that first M.I.P. There are a few ways you can define sexcapade, but
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Latest comment by Anonymous: funny post but what was the point

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