Dr. Benway

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"Business-like, inept and unintelligent, strong and infantile, like most American men, quick to wield chairs in a fight, vain, and who, at thirty still ten, turns the act of love into a kind of dysentery..."
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Tomorrow in snobbery: the greatest movie you've (potentially) never heard of

Tomorrow in snobbery: the greatest movie you've (potentially) never heard of

About three years ago, a couple friends of mine camped out in the upper reaches of MCI Center to see his holiness Paul McCartney play his first DC show in years. Since they are (were?) blond and relatively attractive, they were whisked by Sir Paul's management to

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This Week in Snobbery: Bonnaroo Edition

This Week in Snobbery: Bonnaroo Edition

Question of the week: Is Bonnaroo just SXSW for uncool people? Chew on that one while I go over the can't-miss and must-miss sets of this year's festival:

THURSDAY CAN'T MISS:

Battles, This Tent, 10-11 PM: Neo-math rockers put out one of the best albums of last year, and put on a pretty impressi

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Latest comment by Anonymous: looks like you're an idiot.

kanye sucked and state radio was INCREDIBLE...

keep it up!

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Depressed-Looking People on College Walk: A Photo Essay

Depressed-Looking People on College Walk: A Photo Essay
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College Walk is a major thoroughfare, and when crowded with Columbians it's easy to forget that a lot of non-collegians walk in our midst. During the summer they're easier to spot, and few of them look all that happy to be alive. A quick sample of College Walkers, recorded between ... MORE »
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Shotglass Chess: A Most Intriguing Invention

Shotglass Chess: A Most Intriguing Invention
One of my suite's previous residents left this in my commons room, and my God are the possibilities endless. A few that I came up with whilst imprisoned on the uptown A train (keeping in mind that I don't actually, like, recommend trying these. This is a thought experiment ONLY. Repeat: a tho... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: absynthe bears and shotglass chess? are u guys trying to get me to die by 30?

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ColumbiaEvents

This Week in Snobbery: Part I of an indefinitely-numbered series

This Week in Snobbery: Part I of an indefinitely-numbered series
Anyone brave enough to leave the tourist gulag of Midtown Manhattan knows that New York is to pretentiousness what the Vatican is to Catholicism, what Washington, DC is to politics, what South Baltimore is to crack, and what Sylvia's is to chicken and waffles. Can't count ... MORE »
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Goldsmith Is Hell, Beer Is Cheap

Goldsmith Is Hell, Beer Is Cheap

The ever-astute Dr. Benway diagnoses the best student budget-friendly bars in New York City, complains about Columbia's Goldsmith Hall and questions the validity of the Top 100 College Journalists.

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Latest comment by almamater: 1020 is certainly better than the other bars near Columbia, but not for its drinks (their usual bartenders won't know what you're talking about if you ask for a screwdriver, and it's not especia... MORE »

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