In the words of Metallica: "Justice Is Lost / Justice Is Raped / Justice Is Gone / Pulling Your Strings / Justice Is Done!"
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I tend to drone on and on, but occasionally a nugget of goodness pops out.Officer Who Killed Student in Car Collision Gets Off With Speeding Ticket

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Video: Monday Morning Outrage: Man Shot During Robbery, Two Teen Girls Giggle With Delight
Start your week off right with a healthy dose of WTF.
... MORE »UMD Professor Claims Somali Pirates are Islamist Terrorist Buddies

Are Somali pirates buddy-buddy with Islamic terrorists? asks UMD professor.
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Pic of the Day: Jim Henson and Kermit the Frog Memorial at UMD

New UMD Study Confirms That Mother Nature Hates Maryland, Earth

The U.S. economy is in terrible shape, and Mother Nature intends to make it worse.
... MORE »Facebook: UMD Has Invited You To "Serial Killer Alert"

Colleges are tapping into our fun, frivolous social networking sites to warn us about serious catastrophes and dangers.
... MORE »Desperate Schools Bribe Students With iPods

Colleges are cashing in on the fact that no one can say no to Apple.
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Loyola College in Maryland Changes Name, Angers Everyone

Every time Puff Daddy P. Diddy changes his name, it confuses everyone. In time, Loyola College will understand why.
YouDee Returns Home Victorious

YouDee, the fighting blue hen, isn't as wimpy as he looks.
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The War in Iraq has been a drain on American economy, it has been a major issue in this year’s presidential election and it has even sprouted many musical concerts in honor of those brave men and women fighting overseas. If there was any doubt before that the war is a major part of the American l
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