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So you don't agree with every passage of the bible, or Du Lac? Do you hate parietals, SBPD, and Res-Life? Do you pick up the Observer just for the jumble on the last page? Have you been fined or forced to do community service? Is there someone on campus you're dying to punch in the genitals? If you answered yes to one of the above, then you're a friend of mine and this Notre Dame blog is for you.
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ClarkandMichael.com - If You Like Superbad and Arrested Development - This Video Blog Is For You

ClarkandMichael.com - If You Like Superbad and Arrested Development - This Video Blog Is For You

 Michael Cera, the scrawny, awkward, but funny kid from 'Superbad' and 'Arrested Development' teamed up with some equally nerdy, but oddly humorous kid to create a video blog, ClarkandMichael.com. Even though Michael Cera is incapable

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Soulja Boy Robbed at Gunpoint in Own Home

Soulja Boy Robbed at Gunpoint in Own Home

According to BallerStatus.com...

"Teen rapper Soulja Boy may have been robbed at gunpoint earlier this week at his home in Atlanta. However, reports are still unconfirmed.

 

"Thanking God for my life," Soulja Boy's Twitter message read. "Six n****z kicked in my door and tried to kill me.

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Obama Wears Backwards Hat! - A Presidential Hoodlum?! - GOP - "Told Ya So!"

Obama Wears Backwards Hat! - A Presidential Hoodlum?! - GOP - "Told Ya So!"

Can you say slow news day?

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2008 Darwin Awards

2008 Darwin Awards

"Named in honor of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards commemorate those who improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it."

 

With the conclusion of 2008 it's time to honor this year's most ridiculous deaths. Based on the submissions from DarwinAwards.com, here are this year's fin

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Charles Barkley Arrested for DUI - Says He Did It For A Blowjob

Charles Barkley Arrested for DUI - Says He Did It For A Blowjob

Little known fact: saying you did any crime for a blowjob will always get you off scot-free.

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Q: What Do NCAAF Bowl Games and Whores Have In Common?

Q: What Do NCAAF Bowl Games and Whores Have In Common?

A: Read to find out.

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Q: Why Does Santa Skip Delivering Gifts to China? - A: Fortune Cookies - Here's Why They Suck

Q: Why Does Santa Skip Delivering Gifts to China? - A: Fortune Cookies -  Here's Why They Suck

 After creating the fortune cookie, it's no wonder why the Chinese decided to forgo their pursuit of developing desserts. As a culinary creation, the fortune cookie is a complete failure. As I see it, these are the requirements for a decent

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Zeb you rock. Love Burnsey.

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Did Finals & Traveling Destroy Your Holiday Spirit? - Here's How to Get Festive Fast

Did Finals & Traveling Destroy Your Holiday Spirit? - Here's How to Get Festive Fast

 Finals week is finally over. You didn't sleep in the last three days but you consumed so much caffeine that your body continued to jerk itself about despite the fact that an EEG machine wouldn't detect a single remaining brain wave. Combined with an

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The Best Butt In the World Competition Winner 2008!

The Best Butt In the World Competition Winner 2008!

Yes this is a contest. Yes it is awesome.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: thank you

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Video: 'J*zz In My Pants' Involves Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, and Jamie Lynn Sigler - Funniest Premature Ejaculations

 Another hilarious SNL Digital Short by Andy Samberg, entitled "J*zz In My Pants." Look out for the brief cameos from Justin Timberlake (janitor) and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. I honestly have a new found respect for these celebrities just for attaching their names to a video that romanticizes pre-ejaculations. 

Latest comment by Anonymous: Justin Timberlake doesn't play the DJ, just the janitor. The Dj is Akiva Schaffer, the third member of The Lonely Island with Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone.

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