Dr. Manhattan

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Thirdhand Smoke is Real, Will Kill You, Maybe

Thirdhand Smoke is Real, Will Kill You, Maybe

Because secondhand smoke is so 2008.

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Police Kill UW Student Wearing Nazi Uniform

Police Kill UW Student Wearing Nazi Uniform

To be fair, he was holding a rifle as well. 

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Latest comment by Anonymous: UW is for university of washington not wisconsin

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Amityville House Explodes, Ghosts Most Likely Not Involved

Amityville House Explodes, Ghosts Most Likely Not Involved

It was a gas leak. Or WAS it?

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Every 30GB Zune Frozen at the Exact Same Moment Last Night

@2 above, I'm pretty sure the average Zune user isn't going to be able to successfully do that. And there should probably be a "put back together" guide as well. Posted 12/31/2008 12:58 PM
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Poll: What Should Microsoft Give Its Zune Customers for the Meltdown?

What Should Microsoft Give Its Zune Customers for the Meltdown?

All the 30GB Zunes in the world are toast. Well, probably. At least there's no solution yet. But if they are all gone forever, what should Microsoft give out as repayment?

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An Xbox 360, which totally won't die in six months.

 A beta copy of Windows 7 which will not crash next New Year's eve.

A different model Zune for all the idiots who would still want one.

An iPod which will only die when Steve Jobs does. They're all connected to his lifeforce. Didn't you know that?

Latest comment by Anonymous: i would rather my workin ipod over your dead zune though buddy.

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Every 30GB Zune Frozen at the Exact Same Moment Last Night

Every 30GB Zune Frozen at the Exact Same Moment Last Night

There is an event happening...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: HELLO IM THE ONE THAT WAS TYPING/SCREAMING FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK BUT IM ALRIFHT NOW MY ZUNE SURVIVED HOPE EVERY ZUNE OWNER HAS THE SAME LUCK!!!!!!!

P.S.ZUNE KICKS IPOD ASS EVERY DAY OF THE ****IN YEARRRRR

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Jena 6 Alumni Mychal Bell Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Chest

Jena 6 Alumni Mychal Bell Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Chest

Sure, have another 45 seconds of infamy.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: the police report says.
Bell's Christmas Eve arrest came after security guards at the shopping center were told Bell and a male friend were seen stuffing clothing into a bag in a mens... MORE »

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Brody Jenner's "Bromance" MTV Show to be Your Weekly Dose of Homoeroticism

Brody Jenner's "Bromance" MTV Show to be Your Weekly Dose of Homoeroticism

Prepare for the most awkward reality show in the history of time.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: LMAO...MY sentiments Exactly!

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Herman Rosenblat Fabricated the Greatest Love Story of All Time, Oprah is Seriously Pissed Now

Herman Rosenblat Fabricated the Greatest Love Story of All Time, Oprah is Seriously Pissed Now

Mannn, you can't make up a story about the Holocaust!

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Latest comment by Anonymous: About these Holocaust hoaxers, Deborah Lipstadt said: "How do you know if Anne Frank is true? How do you know Elie Wiesel is true?"

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Are You a Dastardly Internet Pirate? Then You Need to Start Using Vertor

Are You a Dastardly Internet Pirate? Then You Need to Start Using Vertor

A friend recently showed me this site. It’s called Vertor.com and anyone paranoid about downloading torrents because of being tracked by the RIAA, the MPAA or their ISPs should use it. You input the torrent you are thinking about downloading, and it will tell you if it’s been tagged by anyone.

 

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Or how about a radical idea? Maybe just pay for whatever you choose to take? Is financial respect for others work that creates product we want to possess and enjoy so old fashioned?

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