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redhawkwriter (MUOHIO - Miami of Ohio)

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Miami EIC. Not sure what to say other than I hope you enjoy what I write and maybe even laugh sometimes (with me or at me doesn't matter). Check out my other site at www.youtube.com/baloneycomedy

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Top 10 Ways To End Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Peacefully

Posted by redhawkwriter 01/06/2009 09:56 AM

10. Arm Wrestle

9. Find a partner, grab their legs and have a wheelbarrow race!

8. Followed by a potato sack race.

7. Paintball... You all seem to like fighting so much, at least this way no one dies.

6. Have a debate with an unbiased panel. If debates can help decide elec

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Isreal to World: "Peace? Hah! Peace THIS!"

redhawkwriter says,

There are rights and wrongs on both sides. That's why I said the Palestinians need to be more forward in finding out who among them is launching rockets.
"If Hamas was less cowardly and stopped hiding in and firing weapons from densely populated areas, the civilian casualty rate would be much, much lower." So the responsible reaction is to stoop to their level? I'll remember that advice the next time someone throws a piece of popcorn in a crowded theater at my head. I'll turn around and take out as many people as possible to find out who the culprit was. Thanks for the candor, though! Posted 01/05/2009 12:25 PM

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Isreal to World: "Peace? Hah! Peace THIS!"

Posted by redhawkwriter 01/05/2009 11:02 AM

Okay, okay! We get it! You have a bad-ass military, but give it a rest, will ya?

The Israeli assault on Gaza continues despite world leaders pleading for a cease-fire in order to give peace a chance. When will it be okay for them to stop the assault? Apparently as soon as they secure all rock

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Latest comment by Anonymous: hamas fired a lot of rockets okey.
how much died ??????????
11 days 600 killed 3000 injuerd by isreal

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Atheists Want "So Help Me God," Out of Inauguration. Rest of Country Points and Laughs, Shouting "Way To Pick Your Battles!"

redhawkwriter says,

Soviet Union you say? You win!

Maybe I just don't think as much of it, because I didn't grow up in a Soviet Union-esque country, but I know I never (and my friends never) thought much of pledging allegiance to the flag. When you look at it the way you do, I can see the creepiness easily. I also never felt I was having religion shoved down my throat when reciting the allegiance despite the obvious God reference. I guess myself and others of my age see those little things as mere habit than actually professing a belief in God or thinking we should be constantly pledging allegiance to the flag.

Luckily for you, my Godless friend, your kids won't have to stand for the pledge if they don't want to. If you don't even want the pledge to be said in front of your child as he or she sits quietly are their desk, then you can run for the school board and have a voice! Of course the Bible belt probably isn't the best place to bring this up, but I have a feeling you don't live there. If you do... well God (hah, oh the hilarity) help you and your cause! Posted 01/04/2009 2:21 PM

Atheists Want "So Help Me God," Out of Inauguration. Rest of Country Points and Laughs, Shouting "Way To Pick Your Battles!"

redhawkwriter says,

Thanks for the well thought out response, wanderingin. I guess it might be worth noting that I am not a Christian, so I don't necessarily support mentioning God in our pledges of allegiance and money, but it just doesn't bother me. I had to say the pledge when I was a little one, and it didn't make me think God's up there looking out for America only. In fact, it made me question it, but I realize not everyone is as challenging as I (hah!).

I did follow the Hagan/Dole debacle. I understand your skepticism (no pun intended) over my optimism of having someone elected to represent your community's interests, but they said the same thing about the African-American community back in the day as well as the Gay community. Where there is a will, there is a way!

Sorry I didn't have a chance to respond to all of your comments, but thanks for the big-kid candor! Posted 01/04/2009 12:39 PM

Atheists Want "So Help Me God," Out of Inauguration. Rest of Country Points and Laughs, Shouting "Way To Pick Your Battles!"

redhawkwriter says,

"Christian idiots..." and "liars for Jesus." I'm waiting for the "Atheists are a bunch of apes!" comeback to start an all out name-calling war!

I got the George Washington thing from David McCullough, whom seems pretty legit and not a "Jesus-freak." So take that argument up with him. Posted 01/02/2009 1:30 PM

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Atheists Want "So Help Me God," Out of Inauguration. Rest of Country Points and Laughs, Shouting "Way To Pick Your Battles!"

Posted by redhawkwriter 01/02/2009 12:29 PM

A group of Atheist organizations have filed a lawsuit against Chief Justice Roberts amongst others to get the phrase "so help me God," out of the oath Presidential-Elect Obama will take on January 20th. Their argume

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New Years Resolution Suggestions

Posted by redhawkwriter 12/31/2008 11:28 AM

It's Day 2, how many of you are still going strong?

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I LOVE YOUR RESOLUTION!

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Franken v. Coleman... Can't They Both Lose?

Posted by redhawkwriter 12/30/2008 11:43 AM

Is this seriously still going on?

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An Over 2,000 Year Old Argument Continues

Posted by redhawkwriter 12/29/2008 12:48 AM

"The goal is to halt Gaza rocket fire on Israel for good." This is the reasoning Israel's foreign minister gave for the two-day attacks on Gaza, which now has a death tool close to 300. The old adage "Bombing for peace is like ****ing for virginity" comes to mind.

I'll admit that I'm not an expert on the

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Latest comment by Anonymous: kill all humans that solves everything :)

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Miami EIC. Not sure what to say other than I hope you enjoy what I write and maybe even laugh sometimes (with me or at me doesn't matter). Check out my other site at www.youtube.com/baloneycomedy