Name: Amber

School: University of Texas

Year: 2012

Sorority: GDI

Our first non-midwesterner AND our first non-sorority girl! But I think she's the best one yet. In addition to having killer eyelashes Amber loves dances, working out and country. Well, that last one wasn't a stretch considering the location. Also

Some celebrities never got to experience life on campus, due to limited means or an early career start. Here I theorize on what their college experience could have looked like had they actually enrolled.

Look, I'm all for joining a frat, don't get me wrong, but if it involved hanging out with any of these guys I'd be hitting the road. I mean, there's a certain level of douchebaggery associated with being a frat guy, but some of these specimens are just something else entirely. In addition to doucehy we've got creepy, sketchy, shady and a whole lot of bro love. So much bro love.

Today's cutie is a Guitar Hero playing sorority girl from the midwest. Adorable!

Everyone makes them, but only a handful will stick with their New Year's resolutions past January, and I’m willing to place a tidy wager that most of you won’t last the week. Here are eight things that everyone in college always swears they’ll do, but more often than not, despite their valiant efforts, they cave due to nagging things like peer pressure and “reality.”

Pat Knight uses a preteen as an object lesson for his time.

Our inaugural Campus Cutie hails from a land of cornfields and uh, presidential primaries.

 Since there's nothing but endless soul-sucking crap coming out in January, I decided to catch up on some Oscar-contenders over the weekend. I had heard good things about Gran Torino, so I went to check it out:

 The Hawkeyes just crushed South Carolina in the Outback bowl, 31-10, and it was possibly spurred on by this totally rad beach party they had before hand.

As Blagojevich goes on pretending he's not in deep trouble and the Senate goes on fighting him, it's clear Burris will be the one to suffer.