Arizona State University Frat Boys Vomit Milk, Car Crashes

We’ve all heard about the destruction that ensues from drinking and driving, but some Arizona State frat boys are bringing the idea to a whole new level. According to Tempe police, a bunch of bros from ASU vomited off a bridge recently, and unfortunately, the falling vomit caused a woman driving to stop abruptly in the road where she was rear-ended.

According to AZ Central:

Eight to 10 members of an Arizona State University fraternity are believed to have caused a car accident by vomiting milk onto traffic below an ASU footbridge on University Drive Tuesday night.

The prank caused a woman to rear-end another vehicle at about 6 p.m. after that vehicle stopped to avoid the vomit, according to Sgt. Scott Smith a spokesman for the Tempe Police Department.

The woman and her young daughter suffered minor injuries. The woman was cited for the accident, according to Smith. It is unknown why the men were drinking and vomiting the milk.

The name of the fraternity could not be confirmed but it is being placed on secession, which prohibits them from participating in Greek and university activities, according to Matt Hunt a coordinator with fraternity and sorority life at ASU.

The frat-tards are currently under investigation. They probably believed since they’d booted in several people’s bathrooms, on several people at parties, etc., that the worst that could come out of vomiting was a dry cleaning bill. This incident proves, however, that alcohol and/or milk in a weak stomach (or eight) may do more damage than bleach can solve.