Ole Miss, OU - University of Oklahoma, UF - University of FloridaText WorthyTwas the Night Before the BCS Championship

Twas the Night Before the BCS Championship

‘Twas the night before gameday when all through the ‘ville,
Not a creature was sober, not even a lil.

 

The poles on the Avenue were all greased with care,
Knowing that drunk people would soon try to climb there.

 

The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of winning da

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UF - University of FloridaText WorthyMaking the Perfect Class Schedule

Making the Perfect Class Schedule

It’s back to school time. If you’re looking to have a relaxing semester, take advantage of drop/add week and create a schedule that will make you feel like you don't even go to school. The key to the perfect schedule involves two important things:

  1. Online classes. Any class that’s online, is a g
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UF - University of FloridaPartying80's Dance Party

80's Dance Party

We danced all night to DJ ernie spinning the retro beats.

Latest comment by Anonymous: 80s dance party are my favs

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UF - University of FloridaOff CampusOTR's Best and Worst of 2008

OTR's Best and Worst of 2008

We bring you the highlights and the lowlights from the election to Spice Girls.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: first female vp cand? Gealdine Ferraro Dem. '84

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UF - University of FloridaEntertainmentOTR's 2009 Pop Culture Predictions

OTR's 2009 Pop Culture Predictions

The end of 2008 isn’t just about looking back on this year’s big events, but about looking forward to a shiny new 2009. Here are the most likely big news events for the coming year:

 

NBC will realize that they shot themselves in the foot when their new late night lineup fails spectacularly. Come on

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Latest comment by JTeverett: I back Fallon as well

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UF - University of FloridaBitchin 'N MoaninWhy Oprah Can Suck It

Why Oprah Can Suck It

Oprah is one of those iconic people, like Carrie Bradshaw, that make women think it’s okay to be obnoxious and constantly wrong.

 

She’s been on TV forever and she’s worshipped by every **** in America who has nothing better to do with their day, for absolutely no reason. She’s pretentious and holier-than-thou

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Latest comment by Anonymous: @ Anonymous: Qualified?? are you freaking mildly RETARDED!! obama is a junior senator who has NO experience whatsoever!! you dupes knock Palin when she has more experience than obama and biden put together, but you want... MORE »

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UF - University of FloridaPost GraduationYour Job Outlook by Major

Your Job Outlook by Major

Major: Psychology
Job Outlook: Unless you plan on going to school for another 6 years so you can get a PhD, your career options aren’t much better than someone who just graduated from high school. Ask any janitor or garbage man what they studied in college and their answer is going to be psychology.

 

Major

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UF - University of FloridaEntertainmentCelebrity Blogs: The Publicists of the 21st Century

Celebrity Blogs: The Publicists of the 21st Century

The best, or most entertaining, publicity comes straight from celebrities' mouths.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Nice this fine http://sexagirl.blogspot.com/

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UF - University of FloridaFunnyWoman Gets Beat Up For Wanting to Smell Her Husband's Junk

Woman Gets Beat Up For Wanting to Smell Her Husband's Junk

Sometimes you've got to resist the urge to smell your husband's crotch.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: OMG....that's is soooo ghetto...poor lady..dont be a fool guys wrap your tool...that way no body will smell your dick...this is so funny...a desperate 37 yr old willing to degrade her... MORE »

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UF - University of FloridaFunnyYou Might Live in the Student Ghetto...

You Might Live in the Student Ghetto...

If you’ve lived in the dorms, you were probably dying to move out of there. No one likes the roommates, the communal bathroom, the RA. If you’re thinking about moving off campus soon, make sure you know what you’re getting into. And if you currently live in a cheap off-campus apartment, you shoul

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UF - University of FloridaBitchin 'N MoaninThe Five Drunks You Meet (and Hate) in College

The Five Drunks You Meet (and Hate) in College

If you want to have fun or a good hook up experience, these are probably people to avoid.

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UF - University of FloridaText WorthyJim Tartt Insults Africa On Facebook, Everyone Else Insults Jim Tartt

Jim Tartt Insults Africa On Facebook, Everyone Else Insults Jim Tartt

As an anthropology major (and a decent human being) he probably should have thought better of this.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Nice. I guess the emphasis is on student-ATHLETE. We should have let the south secede.

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UF - University of FloridaRandomWhere Does Senioritis Hurt? Nowhere.

Where Does Senioritis Hurt? Nowhere.

Do you find yourself unable to fall asleep before 3 am? Do you wake up midday to find that you missed all your morning classes? Do you find yourself having little or no energy to get your work done? Do you find yourself unable to focus on simple tasks, resorting to hours of Facebooking instead?

 

A

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OU - University of Oklahoma, UF - University of Florida, UNC Chapel HillSportsCongress Calls for College Football Playoffs

Congress Calls for College Football Playoffs

Good thing there's nothing more important the government could be working on...

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I'm very happy one of these Congressmen doesn't represent me. Otherwise, I would vote them out next election.

There are many, many more pressing issues for these politicians to work on. This is asinine.

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UF - University of FloridaText WorthyDon't Get Ripped Off by Your Local Bookstores

Don't Get Ripped Off by Your Local Bookstores

It's everyone's favorite time of the year, the end of the semester. Unfortunately for you, that's when your campus bookstore comes out of the woodwork to gyp you out of cash. Don't be fooled by the convenient buyback tents all over campus; you DO NOT want to sell your books back to them.

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