University of MichiganBitchin 'N MoaninThe Top 5 Reasons Why Winter Semester Sucks

The Top 5 Reasons Why Winter Semester Sucks

Same girl, different season...

 

I'm probably not the only one in a slump getting into the Winter semester so I thought I'd express the top 5 reasons why the winter semester sucks. Feel free to add your own suggestions if you have any.

 

5. No Football. Let’s face it, this is the Universi

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Latest comment by Anonymous: which is still quite unattractive.

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University of Michigan, College OTREntertainmentLive-Blogging the Online "Bromance" Premiere

Live-Blogging the Online "Bromance" Premiere

Because it might be the greatest program in the history of television. You never know.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: this show does sound incredibly ridiculous but pleeeease watch it again. this was hilarious

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University of MichiganSportsMichigan Awaits Decision from Campbell at All-American Bowl

Michigan Awaits Decision from Campbell at All-American Bowl

Where will Williams go?

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Latest comment by Anonymous: stop talking about sports, talk about stuff that actually goes on on campus

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University of MichiganNewsThe Wet Bandits Hit Shady Phi

The Wet Bandits Hit Shady Phi

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Glad to read in The Daily your house won't be condemned. Hope the thief is busted too!

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University of MichiganSportsMichigan Sports Update: Beaver Leaves, Kampfer Returns, Basketball Cracks Top 25

Michigan Sports Update: Beaver Leaves, Kampfer Returns, Basketball Cracks Top 25

 

In case you were wondering, yes, the news does go on vacation. However, I am back in this lovely Michigan weather and ready to talk about the Wolverines. A lot went down over the past week for the Michigan Athletic department, so let’s examine by sport

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Latest comment by Anonymous: AHOR, please stop ruining this site by only posting sports stories. You are a terrible writer, bring JQ back and lets talk about interesting campus stuff

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MSU - Michigan State, University of Michigan, UNC Chapel HillNewsDetroit Newspapers Cut Home Delivery, Journalism Students Panic

Detroit Newspapers Cut Home Delivery, Journalism Students Panic

The newspaper industry was in a crisis long before anyone had heard of a sub-prime mortgage. Now that the Detroit Free Press and The Detroit News have cut home delivery of its paper to only Thursday, Friday and Sunday, it's really time for journalism students

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Latest comment by Anonymous: 2 ^^^^ That is lame. Some DETNews bot scanning articles and leaving automated comments. FAIL.

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University of MichiganPartyingFrat War between Pike and Phi Psi?

Frat War between Pike and Phi Psi?

 

As much as the sorority girls love to trash each other on our comment boards, it doesn’t hurt to have a friendly reminder that the frats hate each other as well. At about four o’clock Sunday morning/late Saturday night, someone broke into the Pike VIP room (that’s cute, but I thought all Pikes we

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Yea, you'd think they would have graduated to feces by now.

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University of MichiganSexMichigan Professor Faces Assault Charges from Prostituting Law Student

Michigan Professor Faces Assault Charges from Prostituting Law Student

Ripping off clients and cashing the retirement funds of your dead parents is no longer the low bar when it comes to Michigan faculty.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: i'm in eliav's religion 201 class, and although this surprised me, i really don't think eliav's done anything wrong - assault wise. obviously the matter of prostitution ... MORE »

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University of MichiganNewsMSA Shows "Support" for Studio 4 Boycott

MSA Shows "Support" for Studio 4 Boycott

Nothing to see here...

 

It took about a month, but the Michigan Student Assembly finally passed a resolution in support of the UAAO (United Asian American Organization) boycott of Studio 4. However, MSA is still “investigating” the incident and the resolution only provided a withholding of fu

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I'm just glad I'm not going to get invited to a bunch of shitty charity events that I don't care about at a piece of shit bar that now.

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University of MichiganBitchin 'N MoaninIt's Still The B-School's Campus

It's Still The B-School's Campus

And We're All Lucky Just To Be Here

 

This weekend the Ross Business School held a preview of its new $100 million structure, but don't let the flat-screen TVs, three-story glass atrium, and fitness center fool you, pretentious B-School kids are still less than impressed.

 

"Honestly, I think the burn

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Can non B-school students pay for access to the gym?

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University of MichiganSportsMichigan Basketball is Officially Back! Wolverines Beat #4 Duke at Crisler!

Michigan Basketball is Officially Back! Wolverines Beat #4 Duke at Crisler!

 

For those of you wondering if UCLA was just having a bad night a few weeks ago in New York, put your doubts to rest, Michigan Basketball is for real. The Wolverines beat the #4 Duke Blue Devils this afternoon 81-73, just 16 days after losing to them in the Coaches vs.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: "As I’ve said in the past, the success of the Michigan basketball program will be highly indicative of what the next football season will bring."

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University of MichiganSexMike Milano Could Learn Something from Sean Avery

Mike Milano Could Learn Something from Sean Avery

 

A lot of you still remember what happened to Steve Kampfer, the defenseman for the struggling Michigan hockey team. Rumors swirled that the skull-fracturing body slam that walk-on running back Mike Milano gave him last month was because of Kampfer sleeping with his girl/ ex-girl/

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I heard AHOR is a dumb ass

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University of MichiganSportsEnough with the Weis-Rodriguez Comparisons

Enough with the Weis-Rodriguez Comparisons

 

The Charlie Weis to Rich Rodriguez comparisons must stop right now. I’ll start off by saying yes, they do have certain things in common. They are both head coaches at extremely prestigious football universities. They both came into their coaching jobs highly confident and even slightly a

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Latest comment by Anonymous: RR is getting athletes from Florida. There will be speed, speed, and more speed all over the roster. '09 recruiting class will be very good but '10 class will be RR's signature class with elite p... MORE »

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University of Michigan, College OTRSportsMichigan Fan/Douchebag Selling His Loyalty on Ebay

Michigan Fan/Douchebag Selling His Loyalty on Ebay

Yes, I know, I'm mostly retired these days, but every once in a while I have to come out of the woodwork to report on something like this. I came across this listing on Ebay, where a Michigan fan is selling his loyalty to the Wolverines(along with a mini-helmet!).

 

The auction ende

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Latest comment by Anonymous: ^you should put up pictures of kittens or something

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University of MichiganText WorthyThe Top 5 Perjury Cases in the Last 10 Years

The Top 5 Perjury Cases in the Last 10 Years

 

Christine Beatty, former chief of staff to incarcerated ex-Detroit Mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, finally admitted that she had lied under oath. For those of you unfamiliar with the details, in addition to the text messaging sex scandal, both Kilpatrick and Beatty lied to cover up the firing

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