‘Twas the night before gameday when all through the ‘ville,
Not a creature was sober, not even a lil.
The poles on the Avenue were all greased with care,
Knowing that drunk people would soon try to climb there.
The players were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of wi
Good thing there's nothing more important the government could be working on...
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After a nerve-racking SEC Championship game against the Alabama Crimson Tide, the Gators came out on top 31-20. This one’s for you, ‘Bama terrorists. On behalf of the Gator nation, I hope you guys used your guns for something productive and shot yourselves in the face a
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Allen Michael Beckett is no longer in trouble for a brawl that went below the belt.
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The Haunting of Molly Hartley will have you crushing on Chace Crawford one minute and screaming the next.
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This week in college football headlines from Bleacher Report.
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Guess the Notre Dame mock election was exactly right.
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Three reasons why the Texas/Oklahoma matchup is up there with USC/Notre Dam and Michigan/Ohio State.
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Oklahoma's president, David Boren is a man of lofty dreams. He has just made a committment that he wants all of Oklahoma's main campus to be powered by wind within the next five years. Right now, 10% of it is. Hmm. The reasoning?
"It is our patriotic duty as
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A football defensive end and a basketball guard were injured in a weapons-filled bar fight that involved guns, knives and tire irons.
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How To Lose Your College Scholarship: Get arrested on weapons charges, and then post a video on YouTube where you brag about committing multiple crimes.
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According to this tree-huggin' contributor, the problem with the Earth isn't pollution; it's nymphomaniacs overpopulating the planet. If you're a sex-craved addict, be sure to use condoms and go green!
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There are many, many more pressing issues for these politicians to work on. This is asinine.