McLovin '11 Needs Money for Cocaine

Posted by Patrick Bateman 05/26/2008 03:06 AM

Tags: illegal, downloading, mclovin, superbad, piracy

McLovin '11 talks about how piracy affects his life.

End piracy now! McLovin needs his Superbad royalties to aid his cocaine habit!

Dartmouth has one of the highest known piracy rates among colleges. Pretty much, the College sold us out to large organizations (RIAA & MPAA) so they can keep tabs on our illegal downloading.

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Comments

Anonymous says,

he does a good job. this could have been a train wreck. Posted 05/26/2008 12:36 PMReply

awful.falafel says,

Not at all funny... Posted 05/26/2008 6:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

You misused the word 'affect'. Posted 05/26/2008 6:28 PMReply

Patrick Bateman says,

If you're referring to the blurb box, I don't write that. Posted 05/26/2008 6:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Stop using wikipedia as a source. Posted 05/26/2008 6:37 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I love this bhenchod. Tight guy this man. I like dem whores as well. Vhores. Posted 05/26/2008 7:56 PMReply

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