Back in July, Miko Exoticwear, Brown’s friendly neighborhood sex shop, permanently closed its doors, leaving the undersexed community at Brown with no means of learning about sex other than – gasp –actual intercourse.

However, fear not, Brownies (clever, right?)! On November 1st, the proverbial safety net will return once more, when Mister Sister, a new sex shop, opens up in Miko Exoticwear’s former location.

Even though the store’s owner is also its sole employee, Mister Sister promises to fill the void left by Miko by functioning as a resource center for students in the area.

The Brown Daily Reports:

"(People) can expect to find education, educated personnel, friendliness and consistency in product," she said, adding that she hopes to offer the space in the back of the store as a meeting place for student groups and the LGBTQ community.

[…] Mayim-Daviau chose the name of the new store from her own life. When she came out as a lesbian at age 14 her younger siblings were unsure what to call her and referred to her as "mister sister," she said.

"It encompasses human sexuality," she said.

Uh, she came out when she was – 14?! How is that even possible? Did she confuse the coodies with lesbianism?

In any case, Mister Sister should be a welcomed addition to the neighborhood. Hopefully, it doesn’t meet the same ill fate as its predecessor.