Damon Has A Baby So Affleck Impregnates Wife

Ever since Good Will Hunting, the world has known of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck’s friendship. But behind every friendship is a hint of rivalry.
 

If you look at their lives closely, you can notice similar paths. It’s just a coincidence, you may say. But you’d be wrong.
 

Both have successful movie careers, seemingly happy family lives and the title of People’s Sexiest Man Alive under their belt. So who’s beating who in the game of life?
 

Love Life
 

Harvard dropout Damon dated Winona Rider and Minnie Driver before meeting his bartender wife Luciana Barroso in Miami. The two wed in December of 2005 in Manhattan.
 

Everyone knows the media spectacle that was Affleck’s relationship with Jennifer Lopez. But after a much more low-key courtship, Affleck married a different Jennifer – Jennifer Garner – in June 2005.
 

Winner? Although Affleck beat Damon to the altar by a mere 6 months, Affleck automatically loses for unleashing the terror that was Bennifer upon the world.
 

Family Fun
 

After marrying Barroso, Damon became stepfather to her daughter Alexia. The two then welcomed their first child together, Isabella, on June 11, 2006. Then, just yesterday, the couple had another baby girl, Gia Zavala.
 

Affleck and Garner also have a two-year-old daughter, Violet, born December 2005. And what do you know? Now that Damon’s had another kid, the Affleck’s have no problem announcing they too are preggers again.
 

Winner? Even though this time Damon beat Affleck to the punch with child number 2, you’ve got to give

Affleck the win for that precious Violet, who seems to always have a smile on her face.
 

Career Path
 

Since Good Will Hunting, Damon has starred in such smash hits as Saving Private Ryan, The Departed and the Bourne trilogy. But even with an uber successful movie career, Damon isn’t afraid to have a little fun, with a subtle but hilarious appearance in Eurotrip and an unforgettable duo with Sarah Silverman in “I’m F***ing Matt Damon.”
 

Ben Affleck earns serious street cred for having appeared in the Jay and Silent Bob movies. He’s also had a few hits with movies like Armageddon, Pearl Harbor and Gone Baby Gone (which he directed.)
 

Winner? Sorry Benny, this one’s no contest… Damon is on a roll while Affleck will forever be remembered for such disasters as Jersey Girls and Gigli.

Total: Damon-2, Affleck-1

To come back from behind, the Afflecks need to make a big move. Could there be an African adoption in their future?