Get Your Pleasure, Keep the Cheetos While You�re At It

Students at Southern Methodist University in Dallas have sex and Daily Campus contributor Caitlin Myers wants you to know about it.

“It's a fact,” she writes, “[We do it] in dorm rooms, cars, Greek houses and apartments. There are the legendary tales of liaisons in Fondren Library and rumors about the front steps of Dallas Hall.”

Yes!  Clearly, Myers’ report offers a refreshing dose of sexual news-worthiness.

But, wait! 

The women at SMU are too shy to go on the record about the sex they’re definitely having (hopefully on the steps on Dallas Hall), so how will they be able to face “the real consequences” of these sexual relations? 

More importantly, who is supposed to take responsibility for staying safe?  The man or the woman?  

Myers’ article features the predicament of 19-year-old Christine, who (clad in “clicking” high heels) is sent by her boyfriend to CVS at 2am to pick up protection.

I’m not sure what moved me more:  The fact that Christine actually complied with the douchebag’s request or that she picked up “a small bag of Cheetos” before doing the dirty.

Ladies of SMU, wake up please!

If your boyfriend wants to screw your brains out at 2am, DO NOT PICK UP THE CONDOMS FOR HIM.  Make the man take some responsibility before he takes your body.  Believe me, it’s the least he can do.

As for Christine…

Take a cue from other women around the country and own up to your sexuality.  It’s nothing to be ashamed of.  

And I hope for the love of God you saved the Cheetos for yourself.  The boy definitely did not deserve them.