Lucy Pinder Plays Xbox, Sure She Does

Sound the bullshit alarm. Britain’s The Daily Star has run a story which claims that the mayor of Boobtown herself, Lucy Pinder, is big into Xbox 360. Not only that, but she runs a league for other page 3 girls. Want proof? Well, just look at these quotes:

- Watch out next time you go online with your Xbox for a battle – you could be fighting Lucy. She takes NO prisoners and she takes it seriously.

- These girls have busy lives but they do like to relax with their consoles after a hard day’s modelling. They love taking each other on with their Xbox games.

- Although she loves most of the attention she gets, the game will certainly sharpen up her defensive instincts. She’ll be on her guard when she’s on a girlie night out and doesn’t want any men around!

All these quotes come from a “source,” the “source” presumably being the guy who wrote the article, Michael Booker, who probably just made all this stuff up, and didn’t bother with little details like grammar or spelling. The article is interspersed with bits and pieces announcing that Gears of War 2 has come out, which is assumed to be one of the “shoot-em-up” games Pinder and her hot model friends play, although that’s never stated explicitly.

If this was true (which it’s not) it would cement Lucy Pinder as officially the most attractive woman on earth. Sure Angelina might be hotter, but she’s too busy saving the world to sit down and play a game of Halo with you in between having hot, hot sex.