The Pole-Dancer Alarm Clock: An Exciting Xmas Present

Posted by Crystal 12/04/2008 4:25 PM

Tags: funny christmas present, pole dancer alarm clock, xmas presents

The Pole-Dancer Alarm Clock: An Exciting Xmas Present

Don’t know what to get the man in your life this holiday season? Treat him to something nice with the Pole-Dancer Alarm Clock. As the Gizmodo headline says, it “Gets you up in every sense of the word.”

What more could your beloved boyfriend ask for? He gets the pleasure of seeing a woman full of plastic wrap her legs seductively around a pole… without the depressing atmosphere of a strip club or the need for an excessive amount of singles.

It's perfect.

Though, depending on how much he likes it, it may be hard for him to get out of bed and off to work.

Comments

Anonymous says,

oooh la la Posted 12/04/2008 5:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

if you have this, you need help Posted 12/04/2008 5:03 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I know a guy who would LOVE this. He dated like 8 and a half blondes in a row. Posted 12/04/2008 5:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Man I guess any one can make money!

http://www.studlete.com Posted 12/04/2008 8:33 PMReply

Anonymous says,

haha, that would make a good xmas present, BTW, did you pole dancing is a serious sport with world championship?? For real
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/japanese-pole-dancer-reiko-suemune-miss-pole-dance-japan/ Posted 12/05/2008 7:17 PMReply