Two weeks ago, The Cornell Daily Sun’s resident sex guru/nymphomaniac Liana Mancini, ’09, enthralled readers with her riveting, heartfelt guide to maintaining a long-term, long-distance relationship (“shaking eye-tits to and fro”). Thankfully, she’s back with a new sexaholic-friendly guide to anal sex.

That’s right – Mancini wants her readers – and by proxy, OTR readers – to know that it’s not only OK to take a trip down the Hersey Highway (think about it), but also completely pleasurable for both men and women.

Before all of you sprint for the “Back” button, read to her justification for sexual experimentation first:

For women, it’s “dirty.” For men, it’s “gay.” Interestingly enough, most of those men really wanna stick it in their fearful lady friends’ butts, but it’s “You can’t put your finger there!” when it comes to tickling their own tushes. It’s a strange dichotomy like so many other things in life, but it comes down to this: Don’t let anyone play with your ass unless you can play with theirs. It’s only fair, right? Besides—and here’s the rub of this whole thing—anal stimulation can feel really, really good. Why would you want to let someone else miss out on all the fun?

[…] By denying ourselves certain acts just because they initially make us uncomfortable or because we think they’re gross, we limit ourselves severely. Wouldn’t you rather know you don’t like something than always wonder if you would, if only you had the guts to try it?

In other words, guys, stop being sexual prudes. Next time your significant other goes down on you, let them explore the rest of your anatomy.

Just make sure you shower thoroughly and trim the hedges.