Penn State Alum is in Miss America Pageant
If she wins the Miss America pageant, Tara Wheeler, the newly crowned Miss Virginia, may become Penn State's most famous living alumnus.
Wife In Exchange for NBA Tickets
This summer say 'no' to working dull internships and 'yes' to combing Craigslist all day in search of gems like this from the dregs of society.
Ten Ideas for the 4th of July Beer Olympics
There is nothing more patriotic than ringing in the Fourth of July with alcohol-guzzlin' games. Nothing.
Attack at the Rat: Minja Flees Country
On May 4th, Miladin "Minja" Kovacevic was arrested for beating a SUNY Binghamton student into a coma. This week he fled the country with the help of the Serbian government and will likely never face prosecution.
Is Paterno Succession Plan in Place?
Joe Paterno has been head coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions since 1966. That's right -- 1966! Will he ever retire?
The Socially Awkward Fail At Facebook
Researchers have found that if you're socially inept, Facebook won't help you. If one of the biggest social networking sites in the world can't help you, nothing ever will.
The Battle of the Breasts: College Edition
With the constant glorification of breasts in the media, it's no wonder more and more college-age women are considering breast augmentation. Before going under the knife, be sure to read about the health risks here.
Summer Reading: The Big Penis Book
If you're insecure about your package, don't read this book! Better yet, don't let your girlfriend see it or she'll realize how little of a man you really are...
Best Boobs of Mizzou on ESPN
This ESPN cameraman knows what every NCAA-watchin' male wants to see -- cheerleaders and boobs. Classy.
Watermelon: Bringing the Sexy Back to Fruit
If you're feeling parched this July 4th, try biting into a big, juicy watermelon. Careful though--scientists claim that this tasty fruit could also send your hormones a-raging.
Beloved UGA Mascot Dead
More mascot news: with regrets, OTR reports that The University of Georgia lost their beloved mascot over the weekend. The English bulldog, appropriately named "Uga" ( "Oooooga") died on Friday from congestive heart failure.
Does Size Matter? The Great Debate
Add some sizzle to your lazy Summer Sunday by debating "Does Size Matter?" with a handy interactive reference guide.
