There are hundreds upon hundreds of clubs at University Park that put on programs for the students and have generally a good impact on campus. Some don't do anything for this campus (like UPUA...gasp...a dig at UPUA!). But, the ones that I am concerned about here are those that will keep guys flaccid and girls turned off. The clubs that - well, let's be honest - are for the socially awkward population. Let's take a look at some of Penn State's finest.

1.) The Three Broomsticks- This is Penn State's very own Harry Potter club. Ever wonder what the meetings would go like? I feel like it could be very comical from people questioning how "Red" Ron Weasley actually is to members battling over which one of them Hermione would go for. Do you think members get banned if they say the name "Voldemort"?

2.) Magic: The Gathering Club- OK, this club is hilarious and is a perfect example of why you will not get laid if you join this club. First, just look at the layout of their website. Fantastic! The meeting times? Friday and Saturday's from 7 till whenever the BATTLES END! I've never played Magic before, but I guess it could be fun to do on Fridays and Saturdays instead of getting wasted and partying.

3.) Linux Users Group - This is a club that is dedicated to gathering students that use the operating system Linux. I think that says enough - wow - I'm pretty sure I could create a Club called the Tuna Fish Lovers Club and it would be better than this. Oh my!


Enjoy!