Quinnipiac University is well-known as the premiere country club of the northeast. Known for its immaculately manicured grounds and almost impeccable security records, the university attracts some of the nation’s snobbiest trust fund babies. Those who walk around with their noses permanently positioned upward pollute the pristine campus. This seemingly arrogant aura should be enough to identify the Quinnipiac student off-campus but if there are ever any doubts, here a just a few hints to spot a bobcat.

“And I was thinking about wearing my Nanette Lepore shoes to the club tonight.” – Comments like that are a dead giveaway that a QU’er is nearby. No college student can afford to wear beautiful designer shoes to a New Haven club, unless of course they go to Quinnipiac.

“No Dad, not good enough – I want first-class tickets to Florida right now!” – Oh yes, that’s been uttered and about fifteen minutes later that guy had first-class tickets to Florida and an apology from Daddy dearest.

“The laundry service is awful at this school!” – MVP laundry serving bratty Quinnipiac students with fresh underwear since 2007.

So next time the Yalies complain about how dreadful their neighbors are, here are just a few things to add to their long list of grievances against us.