The Beauty of Being Left-Handed
Jay Leno Keanu Reeves It's sad how I can't find a picture of Matthew Broderick without his wife, SPJ. Nicole Kidman Oprah It was so easy to find a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker without her husband. Jerry Seinfeld Tom Cruise

Fear not, left-handed freaks of nature college students of the world! If talentless lefties like Keanu Reeves can make a successful living, anyone can.

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If you’re left-handed, you know how difficult it is to get by. You’re pretty much a freak of nature. Just about everything we use, and take for granted, is designed for righties: the computer mouse, desks, scissors, car features and binders, just to name a few. Sitting next to a right-handed person at the dinner table is always frustrating. Even the terminology implies that there is something wrong with you (“you’re not right-handed?”). And while research suggests that lefties are more likely to suffer from debilitating diseases such as schizophrenia and mental illnesses, they are also known to be smarter and more creative.

 

While no one can help which hand they were meant to use, maybe the following list of left-handed celebrities will make your left-handedness seem more glamorous.

 

* Marilyn Monroe
* Jay Leno
* Julia Roberts
* Sarah Jessica Parker and husband Matthew Broderick
* Tom Cruise and ex-wife Nicole Kidman
* Angelina Jolie
* Robert DeNiro
* 80s heartthrob Andrew McCarthy
* Keanu Reeves
* Jerry Seinfeld
* Oprah Winfrey

 

While lefties will still have to struggle to survive in a right-handed world, at least they can rest easy knowing they can outsmart their right-handed counterparts.

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Comments

Here's a little trivia, I think it's like 6% of lefties' deaths are attributed to freak machinery accidents because machines are made for righties.

And btw -Not too excited that my fellow lefties are people I can't stand (Yuck Jay, Oprah, Angelina and Nicole)!
Posted 07/03/2008 09:48 AM
@ JAlmanza: Considering only about 11% of people are left-handed, that's a pretty hefty statistic! BTW, I'm sorry you don't like the people on the list. Feel free to add the left-handed celebrities you love =)
Posted 07/03/2008 09:55 AM
Me and you of course! We may not be celebrities but we're kind of a big deal!
Posted 07/03/2008 10:09 AM
Haha Amen to that!
Posted 07/03/2008 10:14 AM
Anonymous says,
Both Obama and McCain are left handed
Posted 07/03/2008 10:49 AM

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