While I wouldn't know much about living in Mountainview, current and former residents of the castles up on the hill were able to give me a taste pf what it's life.  I still can't help but wonder, is the view really worth that hike?

• You've slipped and nearly killed yourself after a snow/ice storm while going to class.
• You don't know anyone on the other side of the hallway.
• It's about five degrees colder outside than the rest of campus.
• If you're in Mountainview at 9 pm, you're staying in Mountainview for the rest of the night.
• Daytime entertainment in Springtime is tanning while watching shirtless boys play basketball.
• You can always find parking.
• At least 25 percent of the dining hall is filled with Turkish students at any given time.
• You don't know what the big room in the dining hall is used for.
• You hate it when the sororities seep out of Newing and into your dining hall.
• Mountainview College: Enjoy the Climb-ax!