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Freshmen Tip #6-Go To The Football Games

Freshmen Tip #6-Go To The Football Games

Maryland is, and always will be, known as a basketball school. Our basketball team, over the years, has done so much more than our football team, although both suck nowadays.

 

Despite all of that, you still need to go to the football games. All of them. And tailgate too.

 

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Freshmen Tip #5-Don't Go Out Alone At 2 A.M.

Freshmen Tip #5-Don't Go Out Alone At 2 A.M.

We all want to feel like we’re big and strong and can take of ourselves. So, what’s the big deal if we’re walking home alone late at night. I can take care of myself!

 

Wrong. In case you hadn’t heard, College Park is dangerous. Really dangerous. As in, “no big deal to be assaul

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Freshmen Tip #4-Make Sure You Know Your ID

Freshmen Tip #4-Make Sure You Know Your ID

As a freshman, I’m sure you’re carrying around a fake. Which is great, because the bars here are great. Just one thing-make sure you know the details on your fake. For instance, know when you’re supposedly born, know where you’re from, and know a little bit about your supposed

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Freshmen Tip #3-Take Intramurals

Freshmen Tip #3-Take Intramurals

OK, so you weren’t the most athletic kid in high school. That’s great! Chances are, you’re a nerd and need to make friends. If that is the case (or you just like sports), make sure you sign up for intramurals.

 

Almost everyone sucks any ways (except for those washed up high school athle

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Freshmen Tip #2-Take UNIV

Freshmen Tip #2-Take UNIV

I know, I know, you’ve already registered for classes. Still, it’s not too late to sign up for one of the best classes at Maryland.

 

For starters, it’s only once a week so you won’t be devoting too much time to it. Secondly, you basically will have zero work to do. No, literally, zero work.

 

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Freshmen Tip #1-Skip The First Day

Freshmen Tip #1-Skip The First Day

With school right around the corner, I figured now would be a good time to impart some of my wisdom on the new freshies who have invaded campus.

 

Up first is the easiest piece of advice of all. Whether you partied hard in high school or were a nerd, you still most likely think it’s a

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Does Size Matter? The Great Debate

Does Size Matter? The Great Debate

Add some sizzle to your lazy Summer Sunday by debating "Does Size Matter?" with a handy interactive reference guide. 

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Latest comment by laptoplex: Oh man, I'm all the way on the right.

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Grand Ol' Duke: Sunscreen Song Style Advice

Grand Ol' Duke: Sunscreen Song Style Advice
The greatest description of Duke life came from an opinion column today in the ChronChron... It was a great speech on who/what/where/why to do at this grand institution.
Some of the best bits (thank you Brandon Curl):

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“Help! My roommate is hooking up with a douchebag!”

“Help! My roommate is hooking up with a douchebag!”
Douchebag sightings have been a big part of OTR lately, and for good reason—they make moronic comments, publish ridiculous viewpoints, and generally piss people off.

Most of the time, however, douchebags are avoidable, or at least escapable.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I'd make his journey to my dorm absolutely horrendous and unbearable so that he'll never come and sleep in my room.

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Freshmen-tally Handicapped

Freshmen-tally Handicapped
The Daily Northwestern recently sent out their Freshman Guide, and oh, the wisdom it included! Most of the articles are not only inane and useless (An alarm clock is something you should pack? Really?) but coated in the tone a person uses to talk to a special puppy.

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