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Vanderbilt Spends Multi Billion Endowment on Scholarships, Searching for Aliens

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Vanderbilt Spends Multi Billion Endowment on Scholarships, Searching for Aliens

ET Says: "Which way to Sportsmann's?"

 

This week, scientists at Vanderbilt's Dyer Observatory revealed the KELT, which, although it sounds like some sort of Japanese food that would go well with my spicy tuna roll, is in reality the world's second "planet

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Latest comment by Jessica Almanza: Nice to know that all your tuition money is going towards useful purposes.

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President Rose Conspires to Raise JMU Estrogen Level

President Rose Conspires to Raise JMU Estrogen Level

A few days ago my fellow editor BabySpice posted a disturbing story about strapping young men being repelled from JMU for fear of losing the chance to participate in the most masculine of activities: sports.  Why are we losing our sports?  The powers at be would have us believe t

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Latest comment by Anonymous: "Too weak to defeat them in hand to hand combat and too slow to run away"? Can all girls not defend themselves, or just the JMU ones?

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