Prude Guy: I don't really masturbate.
Girl: What?! As a man you should kill yourself. As a human, you should
be ashamed!

Someone doesn't understand drinking games:
Girl who doesn't think before she speaks: I can't think of anything to say.
Friend: Say "Never have I ever videotaped myself h

Two weeks ago, The Cornell Daily Sun’s resident sex guru/nymphomaniac Liana Mancini, ’09, enthralled readers with her riveting, heartfelt guide to maintaining a long-term, long-distance relationship (“shaking eye-tits to and fro”). Thankfully, she’s back with a new sexaholic-friendly gui