The Daily Beast just published a rather blindsiding post that you should show to your parents who are making you spend eight hours a day on your college applications. They have quotes from college admissions officers (off the record of course) on how your application might truly be judged.

Same girl, different season...

I'm probably not the only one in a slump getting into the Winter semester so I thought I'd express the top 5 reasons why the winter semester sucks. Feel free to add your own suggestions if you have any.

5. No Football. Let’s face it, this is the Universi

College admissions is so trying when you're an uptight dork.

A photo essay of sorts taking you into the heart of Gators for Obama related events from the rallies seeing Michelle Obama speak to the cacophonous post election celebrations.

Oprah is one of those iconic people, like Carrie Bradshaw, that make women think it’s okay to be obnoxious and constantly wrong.

She’s been on TV forever and she’s worshipped by every **** in America who has nothing better to do with their day, for absolutely no reason. She’s pretentious and holier-than-thou

 After creating the fortune cookie, it's no wonder why the Chinese decided to forgo their pursuit of developing desserts. As a culinary creation, the fortune cookie is a complete failure. As I see it, these are the requirements for a decent

Depending on the classes you take, getting your semester grades can either be a simple, one-day affair or a harrowing struggle through What the Hell Happened to My Professors Land.

What I mean is, some lucky students checked their transcripts one day after their final exams and, what do

Zac Bissonnette wants to keep the slackers out.

Dick Cheney thinks 9/11 was the "highest moment" of the Bush administration. Can you imagine what he'd consider the lowest?

Law school sucks.