MUOHIO - Miami of OhioEvents

I'm The Guy (or Girl) for The Job!

I'm The Guy (or Girl) for The Job!

"I'm really qualified." "This job is perfect for me." "Please, dear God give me this job. "I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DEER, AND WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL ABSORB THE POWER OF GOD ALMIGHTY AND SLOWLY CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THIS JOB!"

 

A variety of the above statements could be heard

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Latest comment by Anonymous: sucks for the fine arts students

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GW - GWU - George WashingtonPost Graduation

Life After GW

Life After GW
Circling Help Wanted Ad in Newspapers Clearly Unemployed (At your parents' house)

This is what happens when the most expensive school in the country has the worst career center in the world.
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UF - University of FloridaNews

Lady Gator Seeks MRS Degree

Lady Gator Seeks MRS Degree
M.R.S. Degree (noun) : the outdated thinking that a woman enrolls in college not to get an education but rather to find a husband.

Outdated? Perhaps not. As one UMich journalist wisely noted: “there is still a decent contingency of women who are pursuing the MRS degree quite intently.”

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