With the economy the way it is now, there is one thing on every worried college students' mind: getting a job after college. And more importantly, getting a job that pays, and pays well after college. In years past, gloaty finance majors would have snagged the cake on thi

If you can find a job at all in this economy, try and make it one of these.

"I'm really qualified." "This job is perfect for me." "Please, dear God give me this job. "I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DEER, AND WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL ABSORB THE POWER OF GOD ALMIGHTY AND SLOWLY CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THIS JOB!"

A variety of the above statements could be heard