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Photo Gallery: Kal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy Hotness

Kal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy Hotness
Kal Penn, Olivia Wilde, and Justin Long.Kal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy HotnessKal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy HotnessKal Penn was pretty eloquent.Kal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy HotnessDon't you wish you were their friends?Kal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy HotnessKal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy HotnessKal Penn, Justin Long, and Olivia Wilde Visit Dartmouth; Everyone Orgasms at Their Holy Hotness

It was a star-studded weekend in Hanover. Check out the pictures after the jump.

Latest comment by Anonymous: I love Justin Long

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Times Higher Education Releases World University Rankings, Ivy League and United States Clean House

Times Higher Education Releases World University Rankings, Ivy League and United States Clean House

The official rankings for the top universities in the world are here, and unsurprisingly, the Ivy League took many of the top spots. U-S-A. U-S-A.

Latest comment by Anonymous: If Chinese and Indian universities are so much better then they call all pack up and leave all the Ivies, MIT, Carnegie Mellon, and any other place where you can get an extremely powerful engineering/science degree

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Dartmouth's Dick's House Not As Good With Dicks

Dartmouth's Dick's House Not As Good With Dicks

Note for non-Dartmouth kids: Dick's House is Dartmouth health services.

 

Everyone loves f-cking rankings, especially college rankings. People like reading them because people are naturally bitchy and rankers like publishing their "findings" because it creates buzz and attention.

 

I love ra

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Latest comment by Anonymous: I like big tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pic of the Day: Impressive.

Tags: wine, beer, alcohol
Impressive.
I swear to God this bin was empty about an hour ago.
Latest comment by Anonymous: thats nothing

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Ralph Nader Visits Dartmouth, Slams Students For Not Caring

Ralph Nader Visits Dartmouth, Slams Students For Not Caring

Anyone know who Ralph Nader is? Bueller... Bueller... Anyone?

Latest comment by Anonymous: As Jim Hightower (someone college students should be reading regularly) likes to say, as regards Ralph Nader and other non-ruling party candidates, we don't need a third party, we need ... MORE »

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Dartmouth Douche of the Day: Douche Bag '11 in East Wheelock

Dartmouth Douche of the Day: Douche Bag '11 in East Wheelock

       I love outing instances of douche baggery. It's not easy being a douche; there's a certain combination of ego, lack of social intelligence, and pizazz that just doesn't come naturally to the average human.

 

The most recent (but certainly not isolated) act of douchebaggery happened

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Latest comment by The West: wow he is a douchebag!

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DartmouthMusic

Dartmouth Mating Pt. I: 20 Best Songs to Play During Sex

Dartmouth Mating Pt. I: 20 Best Songs to Play During Sex

While I can't speak for the entire student body, I did spend a respectful amount of time racking through my personal music collection (respectful as well) trying to find the best beats that set the mood when Dartmouth students are rubbing uglies. So whether it's with your steady, fr

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Latest comment by Patrick Bateman: Then your date's not a drunk Dartmouth girl.

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Three Job Alternatives for Wall Streeters

Three Job Alternatives for Wall Streeters

The seemingly indispensable bastion of elitism and greed known as Wall Street has been wracked these past few months by the sub-prime credit crisis. Lehman, Bear Stearns, and Merrill Lynch have all fallen. Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley will be "de-risked" by going commercial (that's like making the e

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Latest comment by Hector Nazario: Pretty harsh list, haha.

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Pic of the Day: When There's No Booze at Dartmouth

When There's No Booze at Dartmouth
Dartmouth Programming Board's Lawn Party really drew some crowds.

I took this from a distance because I didn't want to be associated with this...event. The band (Radio Riot) was pretty good though.
Latest comment by Hector Nazario: Is there ever any booze at Dartmouth?

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How to Get Everyone to Hate You at Dartmouth

How to Get Everyone to Hate You at Dartmouth
How to Get Everyone to Hate You at DartmouthHow to Get Everyone to Hate You at DartmouthHow to Get Everyone to Hate You at Dartmouth

Recently, Gabrielle Tudin, Dartmouth '12, submitted an article to the school paper's opinions section complaining about how lame her classmates are. And now, she's public enemy #1 at the college.

Latest comment by Patrick Bateman: It was about as well executed as the FEMA's attempts at Katrina relief.

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