Our Wisconsin contributor knows the breakfast items that are the best transition into the day after a long night of drinking.

UC Irvine kids try to help roommate with girl troubles snap out of it. Like true intellectuals, they threw an m-80 in his room. Listen for the fuse.

Luckily for at least one girl at UGA, Kroger does. For some reason, this week my friends and I have heard some of the most ridiculous things on campus. We all know UGA isn’t Harvard, but come on people (we can use better pick up lines than what time is it, right?). Anyways, here are a few of my favorites:

It’s official, McLovin is on campus, I know this because yesterday my friend called me to say he just ran into him (and his camera crew) at Angell Hall. I believe his Pike party experience was supposed to be last night, but I could be mistaken. And I think he’s lined up for some more frat/campus fun to

The Cupid Shuffle is so irresistible, it's resulted in three Miami Dolphins players getting fined.