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Twenty-Five Townies Attack Notre Dame Students Off Campus

Twenty-Five Townies Attack Notre Dame Students Off Campus

As we all know, Townies are evil. This story from our Notre Dame editor proves the point.

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West Side Surgery Story

West Side Surgery Story
Overheard today outside of Fletcher:

Bro 1: "And you know, it's just like, we're always told that we should be doctors or something. They never say 'don't join a gang.'"
Bro 2: (nods in approval)

Amen to that, brother. It's been so hard; our whole neighborhood got swallowed up in a sea of preteen surgery and ob-gyn mischief. One love, word life.
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