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Homeless Clean Up For Obama

Homeless Clean Up For Obama

When the Democratic National Convention comes to town, the homeless get their hair done and go to the zoo.

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University of MichiganNews

Michigan Pike House Lost???

Michigan Pike House Lost???

Spare some change for a new Polo? Spare change?

 

I have received word, though have not seen any official documentation, that OTR's favorite Michigan Frat, Pike (Pi Kappa Alpha), has been sent to the curb. I have not received details as to how or why this happened, but it sounds as though that those who wer

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Latest comment by Anonymous: Does anyone know how much longer DPhiE will be in their bouse? If ZTA owns it and is recolonizing fall of 2009, when would they take back the house?

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Campers Getting the Boot From Residents

Campers Getting the Boot From Residents

Residents in the city of Los Angeles are trying to get rid of all the overnight campers in their neighborhoods. They have been complaining to city officials that these filthy low-lives are polluting their areas with criminal activity and human waste.

Many of those campers are p

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Ripe Produce: Must Read Maryland Stories

Ripe Produce: Must Read Maryland Stories
Ripe Produce: Must Read Maryland StoriesRipe Produce: Must Read Maryland StoriesRipe Produce: Must Read Maryland StoriesRipe Produce: Must Read Maryland StoriesRipe Produce: Must Read Maryland StoriesRipe Produce: Must Read Maryland StoriesRipe Produce: Must Read Maryland StoriesRipe Produce: Must Read Maryland Stories

We know you’re all out of school, but we’re going to attempt to keep you abreast on Terrapin news this summer with a new feature. Similar to Fresh Cream, Ripe Produce will feature local Maryland news that’s “ripe for the reading.” Here are six summer stories you must know.

 

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Homeless Men Love ADPi

Homeless Men Love ADPi
A Homeless Man Sleeping (Washington DC)

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UC BerkeleyCampus Characters

Hobo Alert! Knife Chaser Finally Arrested

Hobo Alert!  Knife Chaser Finally Arrested
Two blocks from UC Berkley a knife-wielding homeless man has been chasing un-expecting students on their lunch breaks. Get the details on the loony who put the city's only public high school in lock down.
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DukeNews

Homeless Students

Homeless Students
So, as Few is closing, there are going to be a VAST number of homeless students next semester...
Those who are unaffiliated independents are at risk of having to live in the forest, the stacks or (shock horror!) CENTRAL campus.

Ugh.

C'mon RLHS. Get yo shizz together!
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Englished Majors: Follow Your Dreams To Your Cardboard Box

Englished Majors: Follow Your Dreams To Your Cardboard Box
Tired of having a future? Want to live in a cardboard box? Want to eat out of trash cans? If you answered yes to any of these questions you are a good candidate to be an English major!

Link: http://media.www.californiaaggie.com/media/storage/paper981/news/2008/03/03/CampusNews/English.Majors.Encouraged.To.Pursue.Their.Dreams-3246755.shtml
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Former UM Social Worker Goes to Work on Patients

Former UM Social Worker Goes to Work on Patients
Thomas Higgins learned the hard way that women with brain injuries are still smart enough to report sexual assault. Higgins, 68, was charged with lucky number eleven counts of fourth degree criminal sexual conduct as a social worker for traumatic brain injury patients. On top of those... MORE »
Latest comment by AHor: @ Anonymous: I'm pretty sure I was talking about sexual contact, not sexual abuse in terms of the strippers, but you may feel that what goes on in strip clubs could constitute as abuse so I wo... MORE »

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UC BerkeleyCampus Characters

Hobo Roundup: Dr. Jokémon

Hobo Roundup: Dr. Jokémon
Unlike your average vagrant, Dr. Jokémon understands the basic economic concept of comparative advantage: you have money, he’s got jokes, a trade of goods can happen.

Name: Dr. Jokémon
Location: On Telegraph, between Durant and Channing, usually in front of Fat Slice Pizza
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Latest comment by sunshinethewerewolf: HAHAAHAHA thats awesome

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