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Cougar Preys on Male UMD Students

Cougar Preys on Male UMD Students

Various people have reported sighting a cougar around campus. Strapping young men beware: she's looking for you.

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Latest comment by Anonymous: um, there's a problem here?

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For the Love of the Penis

For the Love of the Penis
David DoFor the Love of the PenisFor the Love of the PenisFor the Love of the Penis

A walking, talking, giant penis sure encourages people to think about doing-it. David Do, a student at Auckland University in New Zealand, dressed himself as an enormous dick to educate his fellow male students about sexually transmitted diseases. Yes, we all know horny college kids are extremely sus

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TuftsText Worthy

Touch With Your Eyes, Not Your Hands

Touch With Your Eyes, Not Your Hands
Overheard: two Tufts students looking at geese near campus:

Girl: "Oh my god! Look at those baby geese! They are so cute."
Guy: "Oh wow. They are pretty adorable."
Girl: "Some things are just so cute. I just want them inside of me...somehow."
Guy: "Wait, what?"

Inside of her? Is she hungry? Horny? Only time will tell...

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Dartmouth Students Feel the Urges of Mating Season

Dartmouth Students Feel the Urges of Mating Season
Most Dartmouth hook-ups come from a combination of three things: frat basements, alcohol, and pong. For some students, this doesn't provide the satisfaction they want, so they look to alternative sources for anonymous hook-up fun.

Enter Craigslist. A quick search through New Hampshire's... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: Mommy, does no mean yes?

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University of OregonRandom

A Note to Freshmen

A Note to Freshmen
An article in today's Emerald featured hilarious (and accurate) advice to freshmen; here are the Emerald's "5 Things You Must Know," with commentary on each.

1. The Freshman 15 Is A Very Real Threat: Real threat? Sure. Pre-determined certainty some people make it out to be? Hell no. If you e... MORE »
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