The seemingly indispensable bastion of elitism and greed known as Wall Street has been wracked these past few months by the sub-prime credit crisis. Lehman, Bear Stearns, and Merrill Lynch have all fallen. Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley will be "de-risked" by going commercial (that's like making the e

Instead of trying to find new careers, the former employees of the now-defunct Lehman Brothers firm are turning to Craigslist in search of sexual comfort.

All those smug seniors who already had job offers are now joining the rest of us in the oh-my-god-what-am-I-going-to-do-with-my-life panic.

College students looking for job security might want to steer clear of investment banking for now. Unless of course bankruptcies and buyouts are your thing.