This ESPN cameraman knows what every NCAA-watchin' male wants to see -- cheerleaders and boobs. Classy.

Thank you, Pi Kapp, for putting your recruitment video online for all to see. Now we know what it truly means to be a total bro at Mizzou!

From the looks of it, it means lots of getting wasted and half-blinking for the camera, making gang signs at any opportune moments, awkwardly attempting to

You're getting a new place for the year, and you've realized you don't have enough Mizzou paraphenalia to show you're really a Tiger. Here's some ideas - and hurry, because they might be for a limited time only:

1. Mizzou Neon Sign

Can you think of a better nightlight? This thing is a

Think your bumper sticker makes you cute? Think you're going to change the world by slapping that "Impeach Bush!" on there?

Well, you're probably just pissing someone off. And researchers at Colorado State University say if you have bumper stickers at all, you're a shi*ty driver, too.

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We're not totally sure why, but it looks like everyone wants to go to Mizzou this fall.  Too bad the University wants none of it!  Here's 5 reasons why Mizzou is the talk of the town.