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Would You Like A Cigarette With Your Epiphany?

Would You Like A Cigarette With Your Epiphany?

Tufts student overheard at True Grounds in Ball Square:

 

A Tufts student is reading Nietzsche rather intently. Suddenly, he looks up and addresses his friend.

 

Philosophy Major:  Why am I so smart?

His friend: (laughs) What's up?

Philosophy Major: I understand everything. I just overcame all

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Now We Know What They're Serving For Lunch

Now We Know What They're Serving For Lunch
Anything can happen in Miner Hall, home of the strangest grad students on campus.

Philosophy professor: "Pork is of the same status as children."

What the hell?
Latest comment by ha-mace: Fat Bastard from Austin Powers would agree as well. "The other other white meat."

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24th Ranked Public Intellectual Wants to Bone Marge Simpson

24th Ranked Public Intellectual Wants to Bone Marge Simpson
Oh! Oh! Professor Dennett, what's your view on the origin of species and their relationship to modern day consciousness? Oh! Oh! Professor Dennett, also, which Simpsons character do you want to bang?

"I would say Marge, now that I think about it. What has Homer ever done t
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Latest comment by ha-mace: Or pubic hair even.

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On Notice: Mark Richard

On Notice: Mark Richard
In an itty-bitty department like the Philosophy Department (rated #1 in terminal MA, mind you), word spreads like wildfire. Especially when you're a gossip hungry Philosopher like myself.

We're giving a gigantic thumbs down to Department Chair Mark Richard who apparently got his grades in for his PHL133 - Philosoph... MORE »
Latest comment by The Philosopher: Dude. Dream come true, right?

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