Quinnipiac University is well-known as the premiere country club of the northeast. Known for its immaculately manicured grounds and almost impeccable security records, the university attracts some of the nation’s snobbiest trust fund babies. Those who walk around with their noses permanently positioned upward pollute the pristine c

Quinnipiac is a small pristine, perfectly manicured campus filled with perfectly manicured waspie students. The campus is constantly being groomed around the clock and the students seem to be handpicked by Lilly Pullitzer and Ralph Lauren. Because of the exclusivity at Quinnipiac, the pickins’ are slim

Above is the scintillating performance of my roommates and I break dancing . . . well, not really. This just goes to show how incredibly awesome I am and proof that I am, in fact, a chronic procrastinator. Kids, don't try this at home - you will be cutting and pasting your friends' faces instead of studying for your upcoming midterms.