BSU hosts faux gay wedding, people don't act like nazis.

I was calmly looking through Facebook yesterday (during class, obviously), when I stumbled upon something very very distressing.

Mary-Ann ****** is now Engaged to [some guy's name].

Uhm, what?

Mary-Ann was a perfectly likable, fun girl I went to high school with. She was two years behind me. Yes,

The huggable American Idol star Ruben Studdard just tied the knot. 

It was only a matter of time before that lovable Idol found the perfect woman.  I wonder if he sang to her during the wedding?

Just to add a little more to this romantic love story, they met at a Wal-Mart (gross).  When telling your

Summer is wedding season and if you have one (or more) of those annoying “Save the Date” cards hanging on your refrigerator, don’t fret.   Weddings are the perfect opportunity to get down and dirty.

• Harvard has this cross-dressing wicked old theater group, and the only way to make them go away is more cowbell. [Harvard Crimson]

• BU student soph

Look how many people are engaged or married on your Facebook page.

Go ahead, take a peek. I know your parole officer said no more doing that in public restrooms, but this is a different matter.

Okay, so most of those are fake lesbian engagements...

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