24th Ranked Public Intellectual Wants to Bone Marge Simpson

Posted by The Philosopher 07/23/2007 4:23 PM

Tags: simpsons, dennett, danieldennett, minerhall, philosophy

24th Ranked Public Intellectual Wants to Bone Marge Simpson

Oh! Oh! Professor Dennett, what's your view on the origin of species and their relationship to modern day consciousness? Oh! Oh! Professor Dennett, also, which Simpsons character do you want to bang?

"I would say Marge, now that I think about it. What has Homer ever done to deserve the largely unspoken, utterly unquestionable loyalty and love of that remarkable woman? That is a great and wonderful mystery. And Julie Kavner's voice as Marge is one of the auditory icons of the age." - Tufts Philosophy professor Daniel Dennett to Boston.com when asked "Who is your favorite Simpsons character?"

Okay, it's a good answer. But how ****ing pretentious can you sound talking about a cartoon? Sky's the limit.

Comments

Anonymous says,

does marge have blue pubic hair? anyone? Posted 07/23/2007 4:25 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

God, that image is even more disturbing than LaLohan's firecrotch... Posted 07/23/2007 4:27 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

And you'd know how? Posted 07/23/2007 4:27 PMReply

The Merry Widow says,

Pssshhh, my bet is that she's like a Barbie: no hair, but no genitals either. Posted 07/23/2007 5:05 PMReply

ha-mace says,

The question isn't whether her public hair is blue or not (it obviously is) but does she grow it out like a beehive? Hmmm, wonder if Amy Winehouse does that too? Posted 07/23/2007 7:02 PMReply

ha-mace says,

Or pubic hair even. Posted 07/23/2007 7:03 PMReply