AEPi Gets Evicted by AEPhi, Gets Better House Anyways

Posted by Paul Tassi 10/08/2008 09:51 AM

Tags: aepi, greek life, eviction, housing

AEPi Gets Evicted by AEPhi, Gets Better House Anyways

I’m told that last night there was a bit of housing drama going down. I may not be understanding all this correctly, but let’s see if I have most of the facts straight:

AEPi is moving to a new house next semester after getting “legally evicted” by AEPhi, whatever that means. Something about a “valid option to live in” and “zoning issues” and blah blah whatever.

After this happened there was some sort of bidding war with Pike for a new house which is next to DTD across from Geddes Arb enterance, and used to be the old Sig house

AEPi won because their nationals bought the place for $20 million in cash (holy shit!) twenty minutes before Pike submitted their late bid. You got served

The new house is supposed to be better than their old house (which isn't hard considering their old one sucked ass, no offense Ahor) and they’re putting $500,000 worth of renovations into it to make SURE it doesn't suck. Apparently nationals is pushing hard to make AEPi the super coolest frat on campus with this massive cash inflow. That’s all well and good, but you can’t buy a spot on The List.

Actually, maybe you can. Hey AEPi, I’ll put you at number three for $5K. Come on, that’s only like 1% of your total budget! Think about it.

So anyways, this is a pretty big deal with all the housing shakeups going on. Now, Pike, SigEp, Sig and a few others are all looking for housing, and being that there are only a limited number of giant frat house mansions on campus, so I bet that’s probably going to suck. But I'm sure the burly men at Pike can just sit down in build a new house from scratch inside of a week. MAN POWER!

Once again, the best stories come from tips (read that Theta e-mail again if you don’t believe me) so keep ‘em coming hard and fast.

UPDATE: So in retrospect, $20 million is an absolutey absurd number. This is a $20M house, and last time I checked David Beckham wasn't in AEPi. What's the real number then, $1.5M?

Comments

AHor says,

A few corrections to the straighten out some of the 'facts':

A) It wasn't an eviction.
B) We bought this place several months ago (not last night) because yes, AEPhi was taking our current house back.
C) The reason the move is being made for the second semester is because the new house would become single occupancy if there was no Greek Organization living in it for a 12 month span (zoning issues).
D) I'm not sure where the $20 million figure is coming from

Hope that clears things up a little bit. Don't count on that 5K, it'd be more worthwhile for me to make my own list, hmmmm.... (not) Posted 10/08/2008 10:11 AMReply

Anonymous says,

A house on Geddes definitely isn't a better house. I'm sure Yellow Cab will love it though. Posted 10/08/2008 10:15 AMReply

Paul Tassi says,

Pshh a late night, multi-million dollar bidding war with Pike is a much more exciting story. Either way you come out on top. Posted 10/08/2008 10:35 AMReply

Bandit Quest says,

$20 million is incredibly inaccurate. And while the new house is certainly further away, it is of much higher quality than the current AEPi house. Posted 10/08/2008 11:04 AMReply

Anonymous says,

In somewhat less important news, the fed cut the fed funds rate by 50 bps. Go Fed! Posted 10/08/2008 11:06 AMReply

Anonymous says,

ahor you are a fool, you will never be jq so you should just stop writing now Posted 10/08/2008 11:23 AMReply

Anonymous says,

hor,

part of the reason was we were evicted due to technicalities in the contract that we now have a valid housing option

1.5 mill is a more accurate figure

the bidding thing with pike is 100% true Posted 10/08/2008 11:28 AMReply

Anonymous says,

also 500k renovations is completely true

it is closer to the hill and in the winter cabs are taken everywhere anyway Posted 10/08/2008 11:29 AMReply

Anonymous says,

aephat bitches better stay off my proper-tah Posted 10/08/2008 11:50 AMReply

AHor says,

There's this little thing under the title that says "Posted by", and in this article it is followed by "Paul Tassi". I'm not sure why I'm getting attacked in this comment board. I'll repeat, I DID NOT WRITE THIS ARTICLE. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING DOWN WITH MY OWN HOUSE. RELAX. Posted 10/08/2008 12:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what frat is sig that you're talking about paul? Posted 10/08/2008 1:34 PMReply

Paul Tassi says,

why delta sig of course Posted 10/08/2008 1:42 PMReply

Anonymous says,

what happened to phi psi losing their house?? Posted 10/08/2008 1:45 PMReply

Anonymous says,

OTR is behind the times... Most people have known that AEPi was giving their house up the AEPhi for over a month. Also, $20,000,000 is an obscenely high number, and is no way accurate. $500,000 is renovations is most likely accurate however, because that is what my house put in it when we came back several years ago.

AEPhi is going to have to put even more into their house though, to bring it up to "sorority standards" Posted 10/08/2008 3:12 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Rumor is that AEPhi is going to tear the house down and start from scratch. Posted 10/08/2008 4:05 PMReply

Anonymous says,

you really think sorority girls are going to live in that house the way it is?

i hated visiting my cousin in that house for 10 min. i, being a sorority girl, don't think i could live in it. Posted 10/08/2008 4:11 PMReply

Anonymous says,

who gives a shit where these pussies live?... sweet article. Posted 10/08/2008 5:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I think Phi Psi has their house for another year or two before they lose it. Posted 10/08/2008 7:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

At AEPhi recruitment, they refused to tell the rushs whose house they were getting. At least not until the girls signed up and got involved. But nationals swears theyre completely redoing it. Posted 10/08/2008 8:39 PMReply

Anonymous says,

AEpi is not going to a better house. What makes Aepi so great is their pre-games. No way in hell a house on Geddes can compete with their current location (I don't care if their "senior houses" will be used next year). So what about central air. IT'S LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION. Posted 10/09/2008 12:12 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Maybe AEPi can split a party bus with DTD Posted 10/09/2008 12:19 AMReply

Anonymous says,

FIJI it's not rush anymore, glad someone took down your sign Posted 10/09/2008 01:03 AMReply

Anonymous says,

AEPi has 2 seniors houses next door to eachother a block away from their current location....the lawn between their 2 houses is twice the size of their current lawn

also, the new house has an enormous back lot and side yard that theyll host their famous st pattys day at Posted 10/09/2008 01:19 AMReply

Anonymous says,

yea what the hell Fiji, you probably leave your christmas lights up all year too Posted 10/09/2008 01:36 AMReply

Anonymous says,

who the hell could take phi psi's house when they have that shirtless guy from mudbowl?? Posted 10/09/2008 01:54 AMReply

Anonymous says,

psi u with the pregame comment above? Posted 10/09/2008 02:00 AMReply

Anonymous says,

the only reason aepi has become cool is their location.
moving to a shitty ass location next to the elephant walk frat will take away the one thing they had going, and drive all the jewboys to sammy.
i smell a new rivalry heating up between the newly proximate heebs Posted 10/09/2008 11:25 AMReply

Anonymous says,

only thing worse than the location of that house is tassi's made up story. bidding war? $20,000,000? cmon we're michigan students be a little more convincing Posted 10/09/2008 12:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Can we all please shut up about him saying $20,000,000? He went back and fixed his mistake. So STFU. Posted 10/09/2008 12:41 PMReply

Anonymous says,

aepi is not psi u...only good because its location

it'll do just fine especially with the new 45 person pledge class (every single person they gave a bid to accepted...that's unheard of) Posted 10/09/2008 1:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Rumor has it that Ahor and Johnny Quest are the same person.

Discuss. Posted 10/09/2008 1:42 PMReply

Paul Tassi says,

Damnit! How did you find out? Posted 10/09/2008 3:10 PMReply

Anonymous says,

aepi is done. all they had going for them was their location and sweet pregames. now.. not so much Posted 10/09/2008 4:58 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i want an AEpi guy up my but Posted 10/09/2008 5:21 PMReply

Anonymous says,

"aepi is not psi u...only good because its location"

wait psi u is good Posted 10/09/2008 8:43 PMReply

Anonymous says,

nah...not really Posted 10/10/2008 8:15 PMReply

Anonymous says,

aepi will be fine wherever they go... they actually have hot, cool, jewish guys which you can't really say about anyone else on the michigan campus. They also throw rediculus parties which i know will be crazy at the new geddes house. Posted 10/11/2008 02:45 AMReply

Anonymous says,

does anyone know where sigep's new house for next year is?? Posted 10/12/2008 11:53 AMReply

Anonymous says,

Stop hatin' on AEPi; suck a cock. They're cool, smart, sexies, and unfortunately jewish. But who cares, at least they're clean. If you are hatin', you're probably in PIKE and just realized that Welcome Week is over, so people are probably going to stop coming over. McLovin helped, but not a lot. Posted 10/12/2008 1:30 PMReply

Anonymous says,

^^ clean? have you seen their house? its on a level with pike Posted 10/12/2008 1:32 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Their cocks are clean (no STDs usually), but yes, the house is a pit. Posted 10/12/2008 1:36 PMReply

Anonymous says,

yeah the house is in a complete state of disrepair but its only because they don't care since their moving Posted 10/12/2008 3:40 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Pike isn't going to have a house next year, sucks for the pledges that never got told about it. Rush Jeff Roan Posted 10/12/2008 6:17 PMReply

Anonymous says,

so this means there is going to be an AEPi, ADPhi, ADPi, and AEPhi....holy shit Posted 10/14/2008 5:04 PMReply