Those Belgians are f*ckin evil.

There are certain things in life that never change, Michigan State blows, California has the best weed, SAE pledges do elephant walks, Johnny Quest is a GDI, and Budweiser is American. However, those conniving Belgians and their sweet waffles have other plans. InBev might be able to make dinner beers that are nice to sip on while eating, but I would like to see you beer bong a Stella Artois while fratting it up. American beer isn't about refined taste and fancy bottles. Its about flip cup, tailgating, beer goggles, and I think hops, lots of hops.

America can't just standby and let this takeover happen. For f*ck sake, we're the ones usually taking stuff that doesn't belong to us (Yao Ming, the Middle East, border hoppers doing our physical labor). If Belgium thinks dropping a few Euros is capable of buying America's beer, they need to think again because those sound like fighting words.

Drink first, shoot second, f*ck Belgium.